nobody's pov
april 13th
12:00 pm
jisung woke up with the feeling of someone playing with his hair. the boy looked up and saw minho looking at his phone, which brought him happiness. the younger moved to lay on top of minho, surprising minho considering he thought jisung was still sleeping.
"you wake up late." minho pointed out as he placed his phone on top of jisung's nightstand before wrapping his arms around the younger's waist, "did you sleep well, baby?"
"mhm," jisung hummed out, "i always sleep well when i'm with you."
minho smiled at the younger, as he leaned down and kissed his forehead. jisung melted at the physical touch, laying his head in the crook of minho's neck.
"i missed this." jisung whispered out to the elder.
"who's fault was it that we didn't have this?" minho questioned in a teasing way, "oh right, yours."
jisung let out a whine, moving a finger to minho's lips as he looked up towards him, "hush."
"you'll have to do more than that to shut me up, babe." minho laughed while taking jisung's finger away.
"shut up, ugly." jisung mumbled out, resting his head back into the crook of minho's neck.
"are you going back to sleep?" minho asked the younger, who nodded his head. the elder moved his head, kissing jisung's forehead, "goodnight, baby."
"goodnight." jisung whispered back, wrapping his arms behind minho's neck and resting his head back down before falling asleep.
minho wasn't sure what to do after jisung fell asleep, as there wasn't much considering jisung was asleep on top of him. the boy looked around and saw his phone, realizing he could text the group chat. minho took a hand off of jisung's waist, going on his phone and texting changbin to add him back to the chat.
—
messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
changbin has added minho to the group chat
changbin:
look everyone,
your favorite rated r person is back
hyunjin:
where's the boyfriend
minho:
he's asleep on top of me
seungmin:
why is he asleep at 12 pm
minho:
well he did wake up
but then he fell back asleep, so
felix:
imagine being a lazy ass named han jisung
minho:
shut up ugly
i love how he's sleeping on top of me
he's so soft and cute:(((
i love my boyfriend
woojin:
you're horrible at staying mad
chan:
only at his boyfriend though
he can stay mad at any of us for weeks on end
minho:
and what about it
jeongin:
favoritism🥺
minho:
we've known my boyfriend is superior
guys he's so fucking cute🥺🥺
i've missed my baby
soojin:
WAIY
WAIY
WAIT*****
MINDUNG IS BACKBAHD TALKNG
OU JESUSVI CANT SPELL
HHHHHHHHHH
felix:
you know she's excited when there's typos
soojin:
LOL BE QUIET
minho:
JINJIN🥰🥰🥰🥰
soojin:
MINMIN🥰🥰🥰🥰
did hannie get an ass beating
minho:
no LMAO
he got a tucking🥰
soojin:
YOU GUYS FUCKED
minho:
NOOMG
I SAID T UCKING
TTTTTT
JUST LIKE TT
soojin:
i was about to say "i guess that's one way to stop an argument"
OKAY BUT
you tucked your mans in after fighting?
jeez, hannie is SPOILED
minho:
well when i came over he was crying
and then he started crying even more to me
and then he explained what happened and i just listened and told him to not listen to other people
and then i tucked da baby in because he did a lot of crying and deserved to go to sleep and get rest
soojin:
can i please date someone as understanding and sweet as you wtf
hyunjin:
right🥺i was out here getting put on boyfriend hiatus
jeongin:
sowwie baby🥺🥺🥺
hyunjin:
it's okay because
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
seungmin:
ay yo
that's my boyfriend @ jeongin😡😡😡
jeongin:
if he's your boyfriend, why is he with me?😳
why's he filling my face with kisses?🥴
MY BOYFRIEND.
soojin:
hyunjin finally getting love and attention is the best thing ever, tell me i'm wrong
i'm not bitch
changbin:
wait why isn't seungmin there though
seungmin:
i couldn't go out today because i have a fAmIlY eVeNt to go to
but i didn't want my babies to not hangout
so i told them to go anyways
hyunjin:
innie literally ordered something off the lunch menu when it was still breakfast time—
jeongin:
HEY
I WAS BIG TIME HUNGRY
IM A GROWING BOY
I NEED FOOD
hyunjin:
it's okay baby, i'm only teasing
i love seeing you eat lots anyway
seungmin:
get off your phones and spend time together😡
jeongin:
oKaY
bye bye seungminnie, i love you!
hyunjin:
bye baby, i love you
bye everyone else ^^
minho:
wow what obedient boyfriends
seungmin what did you do to scare them
seungmin:
LMAO NOTHING
i just want them to spend time together
soojin:
can i not be single
felix:
i'll help you find a girl this summer
soojin:
😖😖😖i have no standards
i just want love
if they give love, they win
chan:
i was about to ask if you've ever been in a relationship but then i remembered
soojin:
and it was my first relationship too🤠
seungmin:
wait can i ask what happened or
soojin:
basically she just said she used me for attention
and that she didn't really love me
then she proceeded to spread rumors about me
it was an amazing experience for my first relationship🤠🤠🤠
felix:
i'm gonna beat a bitch up
she sounds ugly
minho:
dumbass got the world and didn't know what to do with it
seungmin:
looks like imma grow my hair out and paint my nails and wear girly things to become a girl just so i can fight that ungrateful ass
chan:
i don't want to wish bad upon anybody but if she got hit by a bus right in front of me, i'd look at her and continue to walk
woojin:
man i'd just push her in front of the bus and walk away
soojin:
you guys are like my big brothers
i promise i'm okay now but sometimes it gets to me
but i promise that i'm okay
we're moving onto better things
felix:
we're gonna get you a girlfriend this summer
and she's gonna love you the way minho loves jisung
soojin:
i think that's impossible to find
minho loves hannie
and i mean LOVES hannie
minho:
i'll train her on how to love someone
and then you can get the same love jisungie gets
soojin:
train someone to loVE ABAHSHJS
I LAUGHED SO HARD IM SO SORRY
I JUST IMAGINED YOU GOING, "your love sucks, now come to my love class and i'll teach you how to love."
chan:
"this is jisung, he's my boyfriend, also my prop"
jisung: "iM NOT A TOY"
"shut up ugly. anyway-"
the girl: "are you sure this is a love class.."
soojin:
HAHHAHAHHAKSJS
IM LAUGHING SO HARD SKKS
woojin:
i hate all of you oh my god-
seungmin:
i want to see woojin speak proper again
woojin:
Like this?
Why do you want me to speak like this?
seungmin:
it fits YOU
but it's also scary
so stop doing it
woojin:
Why is talking proper so scary—
felix:
BECAUSE WE DONT TALK PROPER HERE
WE TALK G A Y
woojin:
I didn't know gay's had a way of speaking
changbin:
gay talk:
no capitalization (unless you're keyboard smashing, talking about something exciting, getting mad, etc.)
keyboard smash up the ass
hella fucking typos
no proper grammar
gay shit.
woojin:
I mean okay
seungmin:
oKAY YOU CAN STOP NOW
woojin:
I think i'll continue this;)
chan:
babe stop
woojin:
okay i'll stop
soojin:
HAHAHAHHAHA
WIAT
WAIT
WAIT
omg
are you guys dating
chan:
no
soojin:
SOTP FUCKING ARUND WITH EACH OTHER WHAT RHENFUK
JUST DATE ALREADY YOU FUCKIG COWARDS
woojin:
do you think chan would REALLY settle down into a relationship😭
he likes having his hoes
minho:
why have multiple hoes when you can have one main hoe who would do anything for you🥴🥴🥴
chan:
i just don't want to settle down
commitment scares me
soojin:
COWARD
minho:
sometimes you gotta risk it for the dick
felix:
MINHOE
chan:
of course you'd say that
minho:
i'm laughing and i'm gonna wake up my jisungie
don't make me laugh any longer
i don't want my baby to wake up
changbin:
wake that bitches ass up
it's LATE
minho:
no:( i like him sleeping on me:(
it's so so so cute
his hand is clutching onto my shirt
gOD HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS
i'm going to risk it all for this man
soojin:
lee minho
you ARE in fact whipped
felix:
we've been knew🤪
minho is the softest bitch for his boyfriend
minho:
and what afuckingbout it
hhhhhh he gave me a kissy🥺🥺🥺
that was such a cute kiss🥺
he gave me the kissy and replaced his forehead where his lips were
iM SO DEVASTATED I LOVE HIM
changbin:
as han jisung would say,
GAY.
felix:
LMAO THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
IT WAS HELLA QUIET AND THEN THIS BITCH GOES : "GAY!"
chan:
he was so proud too
his face was literally: (*⁰▿⁰*)
soojin:
hannie said,, "GAY IS SUPERIOR BITCH"
minho:
i love my boyfriend🥺
i think i'm going to get off and take a nap with him
woojin:
okayyyy
goodnight minho
soojin:
goodnight loser
felix:
goodnight
stan twice
changbin:
of course he did it^
goodnight
chan:
gOoDnIgHt
minho:
goodnight guys
wait where's seungmin
seungmin:
hUH
SORRY MY FAMILY :(((((
you're leaving???
minho:
yeah i'm gonna take a nap with my baby
i just wanted to say goodnight!
seungmin:
oh okie
i should go too because of my family
bye bye guys & goodnight minho!🥰
felix:
bye bye dandy boy & hoe boy
sleep well & have fun
soojin:
my baby🥺
felix:
i'm suddenly straight
changbin:
🥰
felix:
LMAO NVM IM GAY
WHOOP
LOOK AT MY BOYFRIEND🥺🥺
soojin:
i just realized
seungmin, hyunjin, jeongin, jisung, and minho are the only boys i've seen
plus changbin too now
felix😡what do you look like😡
felix:
hold on
aussie boy
soojin:
...
so uh, changbin👉🏼👈🏼
by any possibility, do you want to like, i don't know
break up with felix so i can date him
changbin:
no.
soojin:
don't be fucking greedy
let me have a chance
changbin:
no.
soojin:
fELIX DO YOU WANNA DATE—
changbin:
no.
felix:
sure🤩🤩🤩
changbin:
i will beat your ass.
felix:
sIKE
CHANGBIN IS SCARY WHEN HES MAD
wait soojinnie
what do YOU look like
soojin:
er
😎😎
felix:
c-changbin
please.
please please please.
changbin:
no.
felix:
fUCK YOU
SOOJIN LETS DATE
soojin:
HAHAHA CHANGBIN
I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND
changbin:
felix isn't gonna be laughing later on
felix:
awh shit
i'm dead
soojin:
HAHAHA
okay but wait
felix i didn't know you were blonde
felix:
i aM
soojin:
but you said you were gonna dye your hair strawberry blonde
felix:
uh huh
soojin:
i thought you meant you were gonna bleach your hair— bUT I GUESS NOT BC ITS ALREADY BLEACHED
felix:
lmao yeah dkdhdj
idk when i'm dying it buuut at least i ain't gonna go full on bald because it's already blonde
soojin:
wow
i didn't know jisung had such hot friends
actually no
seungmin isn't hot
he's cute
HES LITERALLY THE CUTEST FUCKING BOY EVER I JUST WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD
LIKE HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT SQUISH HIM
HES A TOTAL BABY AND I JUST HHHH
but the rest of you, yeah
100% hot
chan radiates big dick energy, and by the way woojin talks, i assume he's hot
woojin:
LMFAO IM-
thank you soojin
chan:
you hear that
i got big dick energy
soojin:
don't make me take it back.
chan:
oooookay
anyway i'm gonna go write sum songs
woojin:
and i'm gonna go out w seonghwa
changbin:
i'm going over to felix's
soojin:
and i'm going lonely
have fun you gays
felix:
we will
i love you girlfriend🥰
soojin:
i love you boyfriend🥰
bye bye guys
authors note:
okay so i have many things to say,,,,
first of all: thank you all so much for the wonderful feedback on the last chapter. i just haven't been feeling this book lately and i feel like i've been disappointing you guys which makes me sad and disappointed in myself so:(((( but i think i'm okay now???
second of all: soRry for not updating in two days, hhhhhh. i kept deleting this chapter & just being bLAH with it so here's the bLAH result
third of all: i know i said i wasn't gonna make soojin be soojin from g-idle but i lied ,, so soojin is the beautiful baby from g-idle. plus, this makes it way easier on getting soojin a girlfriend,, but the thing is— i'm not into g-idle so i woUldNt know the ships,,,, i literally just went "soojin sounds like a good name" and she turned out to be an idol and now i'm like oKAY GOTTA GET INTO GIDLE NOW, which i'm actually interested in because they all seem so so so talented & tHEYRE BEAUTIFUL
fourth of all/last thing: you all are so sweet,, and i know i said this before but i mean it— i really wanna become friends w you guys bc like:(( but none of you slid into my dms so i was like OkaY!! so like, hi, my names jay, and i'd love to be friends with you guys. please slide into my dms or something and i most definitely will reply back! i'm open to new friendships so pleasey(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
oKAY I THINK I COVERED EVERYTHING
IM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN TWO DAYS
MWAHH I LOVE YOU GUYS