messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
hyunjin:
guess who's at the amusement park with his boyfriends(๑>◡<๑)
felix:
thank goD
it's about time you three were together instead of one being left out smh
jeongin:
listen here
it was hard to adjust >:(
but now we're good uwu
soojin:
i giggled at the uwu
and i don't even know why
seungmin:
soojin:
NOW IM UWUING
THE CUTEST RELATIONSHIP AW
minho:
jisung and i are cute too😡
changbin:
shut up ugly😡
felix and i are superior
soojin:
you guys obviously haven't seen me and chungha
jisung:
she doesn't even know you exist
soojin:
minho go slap your boyfriend for me
minho:
i'll slap his ass🥴
soojin:
i mean i guess
jisung:
jokes on you i'm into that
woojin:
let's focus on hyunjeongmin please
they're finally all out on a date
keep your sexual thoughts to yoursElVeS
chan:
i love how jeongin was the one who got jealous over it and pushed hyunjin away but hyunjin is literally hugging him in the photo
jeongin:
shhhhhhh
i love my boyfriend ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡
BOYFRIENDS*
can autocorrect please stop doing that
changbin:
wait that was an actual autocorrect yesterday?
i thought it was you being a little shit-
jeongin:
no it got autocorrected
i typed boyfriendS but it came as boyfriend
changbin:
oops, my bad
soojin:
ok but i can't get over how cute the babies are🥺
hyunjeongmin is so cute
you little shits better not get jealous anymore
jeongin:
i cant help it:c
hyunjin:
it's okay
baby said he's gonna work on it, so
besides i don't blame him honestly, i'd probably act the same way anyways
seungmin:
yeah i don't blame him either
it's hard adjusting
plus you can tell he really is sorry considering he nearly cried apologizing to hyunjin
jeongin:
SEUNGMINNIE SHHH
SHH SHH SHH
felix:
soft lil baybie
also why are you guys on your phones
you're at an amusement park
hyunjin:
do you not know how long these lines are
they're so damn long
minho:
long like my disjdkcjekhek
jisung:
sorry
i took his phone because i saw what he was gonna type
chan:
minhoe has been sTOPPED
seungmin:
for now
anyways i'm getting off my phone because even if the lines are long, i want to spend time with my two babies
hyunjin:
yeah me too
jeongin:
me three!
bye bye guys（╹◡╹）♡
soojin:
damn i really want a relationship
preferably a girl tbfh
literally everyone here is taken
chan:
woojin and i aren't
felix:
but you two have been on dates
and have kissed
so
soojin:
exactly
if only chungha was my age😩😩
i love that beautiful goddess
did you guys see that she dyed her hair
it's so fucking pretty
she's such an angel
i'm literally in love
real life princess
SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY
PLEASE JUST ONE KISS
jisung:
can you get any more gay
soojin:
i don't think you want to see your cousin sucking tiddie but sure
felix:
i forgot soojin acts like a hoe at times
but now i just remembered
thanks to that sentence
soojin:
the children are gone at an amusement park
i will be a hoe all i want
man i really want a fucking girlfriend
i'll play with her hair and give her tons of kisses
i'll treat her well too🥺
changbin:
you cant even take care of a dog
soojin:
YOU KNOW WHAT
STAY OUT OF THIS
i'll take care of my girlfriend i promise
i just need to find a girl who's willing to date me
jisung:
might as well date the mirror because nobody will love your ugly ass🥴
soojin:
i'm gonna go fucking tell auntie and uncle to move your ass out here you bullying little shit
jisung:
I MEAN I LOVE YOU
wow so beautiful
prettiest cousin
soojin:
you're a fucking kiss ass
give minho back his phone
i wanna be in hoe hours but not alone
jisung:
oh jeez alright
all i'm gonna say is you're the one who caused it
minho:
FINALLY
oh my god, jinjin
you know a good hoe song
body by mino
soojin:
BRUH HES ONE FINE ASS MF
he's one of the finest mfs in kpop
SIR HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HOT
minho:
okay but jaebeom.
HES SO FUCKING FINE
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
soojin:
bruh i just WOW
there's so many fine asses in kpop
and what can i do about it?
nothing.
felix:
HOLY SHIT
WAIT
when minho lifts his head, i get jaebeom vibes ngl
like just a little bit though
jisung:
yo what are you saving my boyfriends photos for😡
you have your own boyfriend!!1! don't be greedy
woojin:
minho is fine, that's why
minho:
🥴🥴🥴
jisung is gonna fight you guys
jisung:
stop hitting on my boyfriend uglies
i'm the one that owns that ass
fuckers
seungmin:
oh no why'd i come back
i just wanted to see the time and i accidentally opened this
fml
soojin:
we're in hoe hours
leave while you can
seungmin:
i am
changbin:
when soojin comes
i can see her and minho just being hoes
and then see her becoming soft for twice with felix
soojin:
that's exactly what will happen LMAO
i can't wait to see you guys
jisung:
hoe hours has me disappointed
i expected minho to be rated r
but all you guys did was fangirl over mino and jb
minho:
i'll be rated r with you, baby🥴😳
chan:
and your wish has been granted
woojin;
i feel like seungmin wont ever want to comeback
and honestly i don't blame him
changbin:
nah, we're all used to minho's sexual comments by now,, or should be at least
i am tbh
felix:
and if you aren't
it's always
"disappointed but not surprised"
soojin:
HAHAHAAHAH
minho:
authors note:
i'm still laughing over how i accidentally deleted this and had to rewrite it-
thank god i could get the screenshots before the deletion got registered smh
dumb bitch energy is strong
i'm so tired now though
time to re-upload 68 and then slEEPEPEP
my poor readers— you guys told me go to sleep and i was just like, "i don't understand this language you speak, i must write." bUT NOW IM GOJNG TO BED SO DONT WORRY
MWAH MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL