messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one"
soojin:
FAKE
ALL OF YOU
INCLUDING FELIX
ESPECIALLY FELIX
y'all had the AUDACITY to post the photos of last night aND FORGET ABOUT ME ????
i told felix to call me and what does he do: NOT.
felix:
IM SORRY
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE BABYSITTING HYUNSOO
soojin:
FUCK THAT KID BRUH
i wanted to be included >:(!
felix:
iM SORRY SOOJIN
PLEASE DONT BE SO MAD
IM SO SORRY :(
i'll buy you a twice album if you'll forgive me
soojin:
...
sold.
jisung:
SOOJIN
YOU CANT JUST LET MY FRIENDS BRIBE YOU
soojin:
technically he offered
and i accepted it
because it would be rude to decline ;)
minho:
jinjin don't be such a brat
soojin:
how about you stop being such a hoe and then we'll talk
minho:
shit she got me there
hyunjin:
everyone gets you there
minho:
at least nobody will get me on the "bad boyfriend" shit because i don't pull pranks on the one i love the most;)
jeongin:
OOP-
seungmin:
LMFAOOOOOO
i didn't laugh.
i promise.
hyunjin:
i wish jisung drowned you
jisung:
lmao bitch seungmin almost drowned YOU
seungmin:
shhhhh
changbin:
hey seungmin
did you ever punish jeongin
seungmin:
for what
oh
oh wow i forgot about that
jeongin:
oh no
oh no oh no oh no
changbin whyyyyyy:(
seungmin:
eh
yeah my baby isn't getting punished
i love him too much to get back at him
GUYS GUESS THE FUCK WHAT
chan:
did you guys kiss
seungmin:
YES
YES WE DID
IM SODJDKEKEMSJSEJEJEJWJE
jeongin:
hehehe i happy
hyunjin:
hmph
woojin:
enjoying boyfriend hiatus, hyunjin?
hyunjin:
no, i'm really not
thanks for asking though
changbin:
sucks to not being sucked and being the one who sucks
hyunjin:
i hope felix bites your dick
i miss my boyfriends
i'm so fucking sad
i want off of boyfriend hiatus
seungmin:
have you learned your lesson yet?
hyunjin:
yes
i have
i really have
jeongin:
no.
seungmin is still mine until next week.
go sit your ass down.
seungmin:
baby, don't be so mean
jeongin:
mine.
seungmin:
we can forgive him
jeongin:
no.
you're: mine.
those kisses: mine.
that ass: mine.
mine, all mine.
hyunjin:
please:(
i miss you two
jeongin:
good.
miss us some more.
seungmin:
baby, we can forgive him
jeongin:
nope.
seungmin:
hm, alright
punishing does sound good now that i think of it
jeongin:
NO
HYUNJIN YOURE FORGIVEN
BABY PLEASE DONT
seungminnieeeeee:(( please no
seungmin:
hehehe, i love you baby
jeongin:
:/ thank you
hyunjin:
FINALLY
thank you seungmin, i love you
jeongin, you're a brat
jeongin:
fuck off hyunjin
chan:
april fools was a few days ago
let's not
soojin:
have you guys ever thought that MAYBE jeongin actually does feel like seungmin loves hyunjin more? and have you guys thought that MAYBE jeongin feels like hyunjin loves seungmin more?
a poly relationship is hard to adjust to when you had something to you for two years, now you can't even have them to you for a week
stop ignoring jeongin's feelings.
jeongin:
i'm okay, soojin:)
it's alright, it really is!
soojin:
:/ okay jeongin
i love you
jeongin:
yes, yes, i love you too!:)
minho:
probably not the right time
but i really fucking miss my boyfriend
jisung:
suffer fucker
minho:
i'll definitely be your fucker
jisung:
DHDHSJSHDHSJ
BABE
minho:
i said what i said
and i meant it.
jisung:
not surprised
i'll be over soon🥺
minho:
let's fucking gO
changbin:
clingy ass
minho:
shut up ugly
i want my boyfriend
jeongin:
i want my boyfriend too, minho:/
hyunjin:
boyfriends*
jeongin:
oh sorry
autocorrect
i didn't realize
felix:
jeongin
do you want to hangout
jeongin:
yes please
seungmin:
but what about later?
we had something planned
jeongin:
oh..
you can hangout with hyunjin!:)
it's okay!
i'll be hanging out with felix:)
seungmin:
but i want to hangout with you
jeongin:
it's okay!
you have hyunjin
seungmin:
:/
felix:
innie, i'll be over in five
is it okay if i bring changbin, though?
jeongin:
yes, that's fine!:D
felix:
okay bubba
we'll be over soon<3
jeongin:
yay! ^^
minho:
HEY
CHANGBIN
YOU BITCH
YOU CALL ME CLINGY BUT YOURE OUT HERE SPENDING TIME WITH FELIX
changbin:
AY IM NOT GONNA BE ALONE WITH HIM
minho:
IT STILL COUNTS
woojin:
you're both clingy
let's leave it at that
changbin:
okay but minho is more clingy
minho:
am not.
jisung:
you really are though baby
minho:
>:(!
this is bullying
chan:
it's called honesty
hyunjin:
mhm
seungmin, let's go out
seungmin:
i kind of just want to be at home
hyunjin:
that's okay, i'll come over then
seungmin:
no
alone
hyunjin:
oh
are you okay?
seungmin:
yeah i'm fine
i just want to be alone
hyunjin:
okay
tomorrow?
seungmin:
yeah, tomorrow works
jeongin:
um
can i come too?
seungmin:
please baby
please come
hyunjin:
yeah, of course
you're always included, jeongin
jeongin:
thanks
seungmin:
innie can we still please hangout later
jeongin:
you said you wanted to be alone
seungmin:
if you're not willing to hang out with me, then yeah i do wanna spend my day alone
jeongin:
okay
seungmin:
okay?
jeongin:
does 5 sound good?
seungmin:
yes it does(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
jeongin:
okie dokie
i'll be sure to kick felix and changbin out before then
seungmin:
okay baby
i love you
jeongin:
i love you ^^
soojin:
jesus christ i'm so single
it's okay i have chungha
stream snapping!!1!
authors note:
hhhhh this book is at like 38k(?) reads nOW
IM SO— WhAT THE
i'm still in shock that people read this ngl