messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho:
i'm here to say
i miss my boyfriend
soojin:
you spent a whole week with him
and you have the audacity to go
"i miss my boyfriend"
minho:
well yeah because i want him in my bed
jisung:
SKSK
MY FUCKNG TEA
I SPILT IT BECAUSE OF YOU
minho:
how'd i make you spill your tea
jisung:
you want me in your bed-
minho:
oh wow i didn't even realize it like that
but yeah i'd like you in my bed like that too😩
changbin:
cAn you sToP bEiNg a HoE
minho:
shut up bitch you got felix in your bed every weekend doing wHat EVERYONE KNOWS you guys do
soojin:
shit you guys fuck every weekend?
god damn
felix:
minho:
COWARD
DELETE IT
YKU FUCKING UGLY ASS
jeongin:
wait what the
you guys do it EVERY weekend—
HOW THE FUCK—
LIKE IS IT EVERYDAY TOO??
felix:
well of course not on sunday
we have to be holy on sunday
seungmin:
babe, please don't ask any questions
i really don't wanna know anything they do
changbin:
OH OKAY YOU WANNA KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS?
so first we lay down on my bed
seungmin:
NO STOP
STOP IT CHANGBIN
I REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW
PLEASE STOP
changbin:
and then we do a little smooch smooch
seungmin:
NO EW STOP
STKP STOP
changbin:
and then he slides his hand down;)
seungmin has removed changbin from the group chat
seungmin:
i'm traumatized.
felix:
you know i can just add him back
minho:
or you can continue it
felix:
i'm not that mean
hyunjin:
why is it jeongin and seungmin both freak out at the mention of the magic making process
hello, we're a three sum by default
jeongin:
what makes you think IM going to be participating
and you're not fucking seungmin before me either
so yOU CAN JUST W A I T
until we're like twenty five
jisung:
shiiieeet
you're gonna wait THAT long?
woojin:
that's a long ass time man
seungmin:
wE ARE CHILDREN LEAVE US ALONE
soojin:
let them be virgins, jesus
they don't need dicks up their asses 24.7
they're an innocent little baby couple, leave the toddlers alone
seungmin:
i love soojin
soojin:
i love you too
wait hold on
does that mean chan and woojin have,,,,
woojin:
LMFAO WHAT
CHAN ISNT MY BOYFRIEND
he has too many hoes
minho:
yet you two go on dates all the time
and we know you two have kissed🙈
chan:
yeah but we're not dating so !!
jisung:
that's the gayest thing ever
chan:
you're the gayest thing ever
minho:
i'm so offended rn
am i just,,, nothing to you guys?
hyunjin:
yes minho,
you're the gayest thing ever.
minho:
thank you hyunjin
you're my favorite
jisung:
minho is nothing but a big gay baby
minho:
yes and i miss you
>:((((
jisung:
suffer.
minho:
:,( rude
jisung:
i was gone for a week
i need to spend time with my family
and you should too
i cant always spend time with you
i got more than just our relationship to keep up with
i cant always have my attention focused on you
my life doesn't completely revolve around it
jeongin:
ouch
i'm not even minho but that hurt
felix:
wtf
soojin:
no need to be so fucking harsh, jisung
you know he didn't need to come see you in malaysia but your cry baby ass cried and made him worry so we planned it
we could've just left you to complain and cry every day but instead we surprised you to bring you happiness
minho:
jinjin, it's okay
i'm just gonna go play with my cats
goodbye guys:)
minho has left the chat
soojin:
nice jisung, nice.
seungmin:
jisung what's your problem wtf
why the hell did you just snap on minho
jisung:
i'm just fucking tired, alright
and i need room to breathe
i don't always need to be with him
hyunjin:
why are you being a fucking dick
if you're tired, go take a fucking nap
don't take it out on the boy who's in love with you
felix has added changbin to the group chat
changbin:
oh shit
what the fuck happened
soojin:
my cousin here, likes to be a fucking bitch
but are we surprised? because i'm not.
you could've been nicer, but what you said was out of porportion. a, "i'm sorry but, not right now. i need to spend time with my family first, but maybe later?" could've worked
also, if you want to spend time with your family that fucking bad, get off your phone and go communicate
woojin:
soojin i understand you're mad, but, relax
don't fight fire with fire
chan:
jisung what even made you say that-
you two were literally fine
changbin:
^^^
chill out on minho
don't be so harsh on him
you know he's sensitive
ESPECIALLY when it's about you
jisung:
smh
jeongin:
you're acting like hyunjin on his man period skgsshaj
seungmin:
im really going to hell for laughing at the wrong times
soojin:
smfh
i'm gonna go talk to minho, bye guys
jisung:
why do you feel the need to talk to my boyfriend all the time
soojin:
??? because he's one of my friends ???
is it a problem that i talk to him ???
jisung:
smfh
felix:
GASP
I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING
JISUNG IS JEALOUS AND HES BEEN HOLDING IT IN THAT NOW HES FINALLY BREAKING AND LASHING OUT
OOH SHIT
jisung:
i'm not fucking jealous
soojin:
then why are you mad i talk to minho?
jisung:
just go fucking talk to him
damn
changbin:
he really is hyunjin on his man period
hyunjin:
yeah but this dood a jealous mf that doesn't know how to control his words
i'm just a piss ass that doesn't know how to control my words—
jisung:
i'm not jealous.
soojin:
okay then let me just go text up minho😋😋😋
the more i talk to him when something goes bad for you two, the closer i'll get to him, and then he will lose feelings for you, and then i'll make him mine😋
jisung:
OKAY FINE
YES IM JEALOUS
but it's so fucking stupid
i just got hit with a whole wave of insecurities last night after i got home from the airport and i just have been feeling like shit since and i keep thinking minho can do better than me
soojin:
coward.
you're the one he's in love with
he doesn't want anyone else and literally everyone is 100% sure about this
felix:
jesus soojin
you're evil when you want someone to admit the truth
soojin:
:D
i know
jeongin:
jisungie, if minho wanted better he would've gotten better once you guys broke up, but he stayed with you the entire time and only focused on you because he loves you
jisung:
i don't know but i also know
i'm just stressed and overwhelmed
i'm sorry guys, i didn't mean to be a dick
i'm just overwhelmed by my insecurities and just getting easily triggered over stupid shit because of that
i know it doesn't excuse my behavior but still
seungmin:
you need to talk to minho
he will understand
just talk it out and things will be okay
and i can assure you 100% he will make you realize how much you mean to him
jisung:
idk i probably just fucked shit up by being pissy
chan:
that's why you apologize and explain yourself
it's okay, jisung. just text him and you'll be okay
jisung:
okay
i'm sorry guys
i really am
and i'm really sorry soojin
soojin:
it's okay ugly
you're the only family member i'm okay fighting with because we always get over it so fast
i'm not mad at you
just go talk to your baby
jisung:
i will
i'm sorry again guys
woojin:
it's okay jisung
everyone has the right to feel human emotions
don't beat yourself up for it
it's alright
jisung:
thank you
okay now i gotta go text minho
bye bye
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