messenger
texting: group chat "district nine."
jisung:
AY YO BOIIZ
GUESS DA FUK WHAT
minho:
we fucked
JUST KIDDING
IM KIDDING
DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
felix:
it wouldn't surprise any of us if that statement was true
woojin:
^
hyunjin:
true
anyway what
seungmin:
i miss jeongin?
is that what we're guessing?
because it's obvious, i miss jeongin. :,(
jeongin:
"woosh!!!" my heart said as it skipped trillions of beats at the thought of minnie missing me <33
i come home tomorrow, it's okay! i'll give you da biggest hug! (๑>◡<๑)
seungmin:
yayヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"
changbin:
the babies are soft again;')
anyway what are we guessing?
jisung:
i am
staying in...
dRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEE
hyunjin:
extra ass
chan:
GIVE THE MAN HIS DRUM ROLL IF HE ASKS FOR A DRUM ROLL😡😡😡
🥁🥁🥁
woojin:
🥁
felix:
🥁
changbin:
🥁
seungmin:
🥁
jeongin:
🥁
hyunjin:
🙄 🥁
minho:
ew that emoji looks weird now
jisung:
it does
ANYWAYS
I AM STAYING
IN!1!11!!1!1!!
KOREAAAAAAA
felix:
OMG REALLLY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
chan:
bruh i should've bet money that he wasn't gonna move
hyunjin:
honestly is it bad that i lowkey wanted to be told "malaysia" just so i could watch jisung come up with ways to rebel against his parents and piss them off until they're like, "FINE, WE WILL STAY IN KOREA."
minho:
LMAO I HATE HOW JISUNG WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT SHIT
jisung:
it does sound like me😎
changbin:
jisung: "what's that? oh, we're moving to malaysia? hmm..." /breaks mom's favorite china/ "oops, looks like that's not going with us.."
seungmin:
jisung: "malaysia you say? huh, alright, since we won't be needing this house anymore i think it'll need a little make over for the new owners! let's just paint five year old drawings on every wall there is."
felix:
jisung: "mom! look at me go! i'm skateboarding down the railing of this house!" /accidentally breaks one of the stair case railings/ "we won't be needing that anyways, we're moving!"
chan:
he would get grounded so fast but i know damn well he'd just increase his behavior
jisung:
😎😎😎 it's a fucking protest
but i'm so glad i don't have to do that
because okay IF I DID DO THAT SHIT and my parents agreed to let me stay in korea ,,, do you realize how much trouble i would be in??
minho:
your parents would probably ban me from seeing you for like a whole ass year unless it's school
and you probably wouldn't be able to even stay after at school and would have to get home asap
jisung:
teehee
at least the jisung rebel stage doesn't have to happen
felix:
speaking of rebel
aren't you gonna dye your hair again
jisung:
yUHhhHhHhH
woojin:
oh shit
what color
jisung:
minho's gonna bleach it for me
and we're gonna do like a blue
and then maybe a blue/gray
and then go to blonde jisung
and then probably dye it back black
hyunjin:
you're going: bald
me and my black hair are thriving
seungmin:
BAKEHEKWJOS
I CHOMED ON MG WATER
WHAT THENFUCK
ARE YOU ANFUCKING DEMON
jeongin:
wow that's hot
felix:
WOW!! SHES HOT!!
chan:
no.
no.
no.
don't.
shut up.
go away, felix.
felix:
okay soundcloud rapper headass
woojin:
i love how seungmin's reaction was: choking on water
and jeongin was just like: hot.
jisung:
i do both whenever i see minho🥵
minho:
you say that but we've been softies this entire time while being in malaysia
changbin:
your little balcony dates and looking at the stars together
such a cliché couple
minho:
shut up it was so cute :,(
guys i love spending time with jisung
it's always the best
jisung:
okay guys it's loving my boyfriend hours now
seungmin:
i wish my boyfriend was here to get love
minho:
one of your boyfriends is
don't be so greedy
seungmin:
i wish my boyfriend that is innocent was here*
the other one is a whole demon and a half
changbin:
wait you guys are dating now?
seungmin:
might as well be
jeongin:
as long as they don't get into day6 and got7 fights, i'm fine with it. i just don't need another petty seungmin whining to me over, "he said remember when there was six!"
seungmin:
hey,
listen,
i got to go to a day6 concert because of it
and jae and young k noticed me let's fucking gO
i think dowoon and wonpil noticed me too because they smiled at me:,)
sungjin didn't directly but he waved to all the fans and told us that we were one of the best crowds so
they have the best fan service:( <33
i love jae6
hyunjin:
and who else?
seungmin:
you<33333333333333
a lot
thank you for da best night ever:,)
hyunjin:
you're welcome<3
felix:
woah
the more i stare at the 3's, the more they look like they're slowly going up
minho:
dude are you high
felix:
high off my love for changbin
changbin:
bro
my boyfriend really just said some cliché shit
he hasn't said anything cliché in a long time
looks like i'm going to soft hours
woojin:
ah shit, here we go again
let's all just be soft
jeongin:
yay soft hours
jisung:
soft hours are the best hours
minho:
i'm tempted to ruin it
chan:
no.
go cuddle your boyfriend.
minho:
pfft you don't gotta tell me that twice
bye guys imma love on my baby
felix:
you do that
but don't forget
stan twice!!1!
authors note:
oh ?? my ?? god ??
we're almost at 13k reads and i just !! oh my gosh
we literally just hit 10k and i- :,(((((((((
am i devastated? yes, yes i am.
i literally don't deserve you guys :,((( i'm so thankful oh my goodness.
thank you guys for reading dis:,( i love you all
also !!!! yellow wood drops so soon guys:0 i'm excited!
by the way, have you guys heard 3racha's version of "i am you" ??? if those cowards don't drop that or make it a hidden track, i'm going to fly to korea and do it myself!
anyway >< thank you guys again for reading:,)
i lub you!!!!