messenger
texting: soojin
minho:
er
so i kinda fucked up-
might've blown my cover too
soojin:
i mean i didn't hear jisung scream his lungs out so i think you're fine
but what happened
minho:
i told him i can't wait to see his reaction for my surprise,,, and he went, "is my surprise you?"
and i was like, "what makes you think that?"
and he went, "how else would you see my reaction"
soojin:
......
are you fucking dumb
minho:
no, i'm fucking jisung
soojin:
gross
i'm changing your contact name to minhoe
minho:
surprised you haven't done it already
soojin:
BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING GOOD
YOU MADE NO SEXUAL COMMENTS
UNTIL NOW.
gross.
minho:
well i'm a hoe for my boyfriend
what can i say
anyways i think i'm fucked
soojin:
i don't think you are
he doesn't have any suspicions
he didn't say anything to me either
minho:
i'm just praying i didn't ruin the surprise
and i cant really fix my mistake beCaUsE
my flight leaves really soon
soojin:
i forgot i have to pick your hoe ass up
but you're in the clear, i'm pretty sure
so don't worry!!1!
minho:
yes ma'am
soojin:
ew i'm not old
i'm younger than you
grandpa
minho:
well then what the fuck am i supposed to call you
soojin:
jisung's really awesome cousin that has really good hair and is the prettiest girl in malaysia
minho:
,,,
i'm not going to call you that
soojin:
fine then bitch
stay stranded at the airport
minho:
oKay i'm sorry JiSuNg'S rEaLlY aWeSoMe CoUsIn ThAt HaS rEaLlY gOoD hAiR aNd Is ThE pReTtIeSt GiRl In MaLaYsIa
soojin:
okay yeah don't call me that
dude my name is soojin, have you forgotten
minho:
no
i just want to call you something different when i'm being sarcastic
soojin:
jUST CALL ME SOOJIN YOU FUCKTARD
minho:
OKAY SOOJIN YOU FUCKTARD
soojin:
listen here you little shit
i'm this fucking close (👌) to telling jisung that you're surprising him and i'm also the same amount of closeness to leaving you stranded at the airport
UGLY.
minho:
okay okay
i'm sorry
i apologize
please don't leave me stranded
or tell my baby;(
soojin:
i won't,
i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine!!1!
okay but i'll text you later
don't use your battery up already
minho:
you right
okay bye soo
i'll see you in a few hours
soojin:
see you in a few hours!1!1!
read @ 9:20 pm