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texting: soojin
minho:
so what's da plan
soojin:
texting me at 1 pm, nice
overslept?
minho:
it's not my fault my baby kept me up>:(
i wanted to make sure he wasn't crying anymore and was instead, 100% asleep
soojin:
grade a boyfriend man
anyways, so the plan
minho:
what is it
soojin:
have you ever seen those videos where the s/o surprises their s/o by flying to see them
i was thinking maybe we could do that with hannie
i could pay for your flight, considering it is my plan..
minho:
no it's okay, i have my own money
i was actually thinking of flying there
but i thought, "isn't that too much? he just left"
but then i saw him cry and i was like, "never too much, gotta see my baby asap."
soojin:
i've never seen him cry so much before ngl
like, i love him w my entire heart and he's the best cousin ever and i would do anything to see him smile but i hope that he doesn't move here because if he's already upset at the possibility, i know damn well he'd be done for if it was 100%
besides; all of his friends are back in korea. it wouldn't be fair to just rip him away from you all
and korea is all he fucking knows. born and raised there. just because his extended family lives in malaysia doesn't mean his family needs to move out here to "bE cLoSeR wItH fAmIlY!" like, it's fine, we're fine, the vacation visits are enough.
i just don't like seeing hannie cry:/ and i'd see it a lot if he moved here
minho:
while i'm there, lets make a presentation as to why jisung's parents should let him stay in korea
soojin:
OOOOO, BET
IM SO DOWN
okay but you're coming?
minho:
just bought the ticket, i leave the 27th😎
soojin:
damn bitch where you get the money
minho:
i'm an only child
and my family owns a business so
soojin:
mbfn
sometimes i wanna yeet my little brother off the roof but hannie tells me not to do such things so then i threaten him and tell him he's next and he just stares at me
minho:
i feel like the staring is him waiting
but anyway don't tell jisung at all, not a peep!!1!1!
and imma tell my baby that i'm busy tomorrow, so then he understands why i'm not texting him much because a bitch isn't gonna have reception in the sky
soojin:
smart
when's the flight?
minho:
technically it's tomorrow but also wednesday,,,
i leave korea at 10 pm, march 26th
and i should arrive to malaysia at 3 am, march 27th
soojin:
damn bitch
making me get out of the house at 3 am just to get you
minho:
i wanna see my boyfriend so deal with it
soojin:
i better not hear you clapping them cheeks bruh
minho:
wHY DO PEOPLE THINK WE FUCK
soojin:
because we've seen the messages
"suck my fucking dick and call me daddy"
"wow baby, such a professional already. on your knees for me."
minho:
I M KIDDING WHEN I SAY THAT
soojin:
*sends photo* - "my dick hard🥵"
"there's no lee fucking minho but there could be a han fucking minho."
"i'd get on my knees any day."
also you guys have been dating for like five years, why haven't you guys fucked yet
minho:
mAne we BROKE UP
soojin:
nobody counts that
minho:
why not
soojin:
because you two STILL tried kissing each other when broken up, and you two always cuddled and did couple shit together
like what broken up relationship does that
nONE. NONE DOES.
therefore you guys never broke up
minho:
been in love with that loser since twelve years old
let's fucking go
but anyways seungmin and jeongin have been dating for like two years??? and they haven't even kissed
soojin:
WHAT
REALLY?
minho:
i mean they are younger than us
soojin:
by like a year
how have they not kissed
minho:
cause their relationship is really cutesy cutesy
they're always cuddling and kissing each other's cheek and forehead but never the lips
but hyunjin is probably gonna burst in and ruin that shit lmao
soojin:
hOW ARE THEY INTO POLY SHIT BUT JEVER KISSRD WHAT THE FUCK
minho:
cause they be babies
they're really cute together
look at how cute they are;( i'm gonna die
soojin:
okay yeah now i see why they've never kissed
they do seem like a really innocent couple
AND THIS
THIS JUST
IT DOESNT LOOK RIGHT
IT LOOKS SO-
what are you doing to my cousin, lee minho!
minho:
,,,,,
i cant explain that one
i promise it was all pg 13 though
soojin:
my man it doesn't LOOK pg 13
so i'm just gonna say it right now
if i walk into jisung's room and you guys are doing whatever you do behind closed doors, i'm gonna scream and wake everyone up in the damn house
minho:
LMAOOO all you'll walk in on is us kissing so
screaming over that will not be fair to those who want their rest
soojin:
honestly
i just can't wait to see hannie be super happy again
minho:
i can't wait to annoy him
also is he still with your little brother
soojin:
yEah
minho:
tell that mf to text me BACK
soojin:
i gotchu
minho:
thanks bro
i'll see you wednesday
soojin:
there goes my beauty sleep
but see you wednesday;'))
read @ 1:45 pm