messenger
texting: group chat "district nine."
chan:
so jisung leaves tomorrow night
how you feeling, minho?
minho:
fuck everyone in this group chat besides jisung.
and jeongin too because he's not going to be here
but anyways, if one of you bitches rub in my face that you're with your boyfriend and i'm not, i will literally find a chair and chuck it at you guys
then probably cry because i miss jisung but that's besides the point
jisung:
don't bully my baby while i'm in malaysia
i'll fight you guys
changbin:
shut up shortie
i'll bully your boyfriend all i want
seungmin:
guys don't be so mean to minho
he's gonna be going through it
let him be
hyunjin:
the dude is already going through it, what do you mean
minho:
;(((
shut up you big ass bullies
i hope all your boyfriends leave you too
fucking uglies
not jeongin
i love you jeongin
jeongin:
i love you too
felix:
i literally haven't said a word
woojin:
^^^
minho:
i still am already upset with everyone
i want my boyfriend to stay:(
changbin:
damn bitch
he ain't moving to fucking malaysia
minho:
shut up phineas
ugly bitchass
i hope felix moves back to australia just so i can see you cry all day and laugh at you
jisung:
baby don't be so mean
minho:
i'll stop being mean if you stay
jisung:
it's just ten days baby
minho:
ten days without that diCk🥵
but seriously, don't leave please:(
jisung:
i gottaaaaa
minho:
:(
guys what's a reasonable thing to start a fight over
woojin:
are you going to get into a fight with jisung—
minho:
i want to try
just so i don't miss him as much
jisung:
BABE
THAT ISNT NICE
minho:
SHUT UP UGLY
just kidding you're not ugly:(
don't shut up please i love your voice:(
:(((((((( i'm a depresso espresso
felix:
jisung
has he cried yet
minho:
no.
jisung:
that's a lie
he crawled on top of me last night
and guess what he did?
cry.
minho:
;( you guys are bullies
minho has left the chat
changbin:
is he going through it
jisung:
yeah
he just came and started cuddling me
changbin:
what a baby
he's so soft for you
hyunjin:
well it is his boyfriend of like five years
idc that you guys broke up, it doesn't count
besides, they're basically inseparable
they're always hanging out
unless they're fighting
and one is in japan
chan:
true
minho gonna be crying with his cats
probably gonna buy a cat and name him "jisung"
felix:
i'm shocked he hasn't done that yet
jisung:
stop clowning him
you guys are so r00d to my baby
changbin:
it's true though
he's so in love w your bitchass
i'm surprised he doesn't have your face on his sheets
jisung:
okay, ew
that's not even romantic
plus being in love and being obsessed are two different things
seungmin:
i think he'd get bed sheets w his cats on it
i'm not sure about jisung
but definitely his cats
jeongin:
true
anyway
have fun with your boyfriend
i'm going exploring :3
jisung:
have fun jeongin!!
imma go too
i wanna cuddle w minho
goodnight guys & see you tomorrow
woojin:
bye;'))
see you tomorrow
hyunjin:
that is if minho let's you leave LMAOOOOO
bye jisung,, & have fun <3
felix:
i'm too lazy to say bye so woojin's bye counts for everyone😎😎
catch you tomorrow loser
jisung:
lmao bye guys