messenger
texting: group chat "the gays."
minho:
ugly
jisung:
says the bitch that sat on top of me
and smothered my face in kisses again
with your sick ass
gonna get me sick again
minho:
you're forgetting an important part
jisung tried to kiss me guys
OW THE BITCH JUST HIT ME
see this is why i didn't fucking kiss you
felix:
wait like
on the lips?
minho:
yes but i said no because i don't want him sick
aGaIn.
jisung:
imagine wanting to kiss this boy
ew
minho:
shut up bitch you tried
if you didn't wanna kiss me
why do you got photos of me
and why am i your screensaver
STOP FUCKING KICKING ME
changbin:
alright married couple
settle down you two
hyunjin:
i hope minho coughs on jisung
felix:
i hope they finally date again
jisung:
i hope minho never does that again
changbin:
what'd he do
minho:
he tried kicking me again
so i grabbed his leg and pushed it down
and then i pinned him down for his behavior
teased him a bit by nearly kissing him
sent him into gay panic
and my job became done
hyunjin:
did you cough on him
minho:
no
hyunjin:
cough on him.
minho:
i'm not gonna cough on my baby
hyunjin:
you nearly kissed him
just cough on him
minho:
no>:(
jisung:
i mean i'm still kinda sick
it wouldn't matter if he coughed on me or not
hyunjin:
ok scratch that
throw up on him.
felix:
HYUNJIN😭😭😭
what do you have against jisung omfg
hyunjin:
he a BITCH
jisung:
i accidentally told seungmin and jeongin that hyunjin liked them in an indirect way
hyunjin:
fucking bitch
jisung:
IT WASNT MY FAULT
hyunjin:
WHO THE FUCK GOES
"shut up pussy ass bitch that likes seungmin and jeongin."
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
jisung:
I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE THERE
hyunjin:
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP AFTER SAYING LIKE BUT NOOOOO YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUED TO TALK
jisung:
WELL I AM S O R R Y
hyunjin:
i don't accept it.
minho:
hyunjin stop being a little shit to my baby
because i know damn well seungmin and jeongin started talking to you after that
hyunjin:
yeah but
it's just different
idk i'm just scared i guess
i've never experienced something like this so
jisung:
give them a shot, hyunjinnie
seungmin really likes you
he finds you intriguing and wants to get to know you better
hyunjin:
i'll talk to them when you and minho date again
jisung:
babe
wanna date
minho:
no
you're not gonna be the one to ask
don't take the spotlight from me, bitch
jisung:
:(
minho:
(:
i love you
jisung:
and i love you
hyunjin:
hahahahaha
i get to pussy out on this
changbin:
don't pull a minho
minho:
HEY
YOU FUCKING BITCH
jisung:
anna ou
anyway i'm forcing minho to go to bed with me
because i want cuddles and his love
bye bye guys
felix:
have fUn
changbin:
use protection
hyunjin:
don't slip on a dick
minho:
i—
goodnight uglies
and remember
this sexy beast is mine🥴
oKAY BYE