Penguin is having a parade for his celebration of becoming Mayor. "They look like lovers." Harleen said giggling as they watch Ed sitting in the back of the car with Penguin. "Well maybe they are my love." Jackson said with a smile. They kissed. "Seriously! It is bad enough at home. Here too?" Ivy complained. Hey look good don't they people. They have grown up nicely. Thanks Marve. Penguin and Ed are smiling and waving. Butch is following along behind them. "Hey Uncle Butch don't look so happy today dose he?" Jackson said laughing. "How would you know funny man. You have not stopped locking lips with my sister since you came out of the river." Ivy complained as she walked off with a huff. If she had waited a few moments she would have seen Samantha. As the Parade finished. The crowds left in droves. Ya know I don't think they like him so much, as they want to see the Nutritious Penguin up close. That's why we were here for.
As the weeks go by, Samantha is doing her bit for the community too. She needs to be seen doing the right thing. The Elliott's, want her to prove she is worthy of his name. Personally I think her name is better than his! But Samantha for love put in the hours. She was at the soup kitchen with Oswald when he was there. Helping dish out the food. Even there for the pictures, with him and Ed. Also at the donation of the new school buses for the church. There she was smiling away with Penguin and Ed. Ed not so happy about it, but he knew she was no real threat. Butch on the other hand. Not so much. He was fuming about Ed.
"I still don't see why you have to gallivant around town with him." Tabatha said. She had just looked at the newspaper. The front page was of her, Penguin, and Ed. Butch in the background with a scowl. "If I want to fit into society I have to do some dirty work. You should know that Tabatha." Samantha said. "She got you there babe." Barbara said with a grin. "It's alright Aunty Tabatha, even I had to be nice to him once." Rachel said with a giggle. "Yes but you loved it didn't you?" Tabatha asked with a smile. "You know I really did." Rachel said giggling again. You go Rachel. She is just so cute! "So what are you up to today then?" Barbara asked. "A statue. He has a statue of his Mother. It is going to be unveiled today." Samantha said. All the girls began to laugh!
Penguin Seriously? He is talking to his Mother's statue. He gets funnier all the time. "So have I made you proud Mother?" He asked her. "She is a fine figure of a woman." Ed said coming up behind him. "Oh I hope I am not interrupting." Ed said. "No, I am sorry you never got to meet her. She was the only one there for me. Anything for you my little cobble pot. She would say every night at bed time." Penguin said. "Well the answer is Yes. She would be proud. You have done incredible things Oswald." Ed said. Awe I think Ed is proud too.
That afternoon the Statue of Mother is on the steps. Penguin is prattling on about Mother. Samantha is standing by Ed smiling for the cameras. A huge red van pulls up. Samantha looks at Ed, he is as shocked as she is. A group of men get out. They have guns and red hoods on. "Drop it." They tell Butch. Penguin doesn't know where to go. One of them goes to the back of Mother. They shoot her head off. Penguin is devastated! "Now don't lose your head." he said to them throwing a smoke bomb at them. Samantha has to try and stop laughing. As we ourselves do. Jackson is watching in the crowd. "Not enough Flair." He said to Harleen as they laugh and walk off. Those two are out and about a lot lately aint they?
"I have heard that Tetch's sister had a blood disorder." Valarie asked Jim. "You know I can not tell you about that." Jim said. "Well I guess I can not come over tonight then. I have a date with the lab rat, that is analyzing Alice's blood." Valarie said. "Yes I guess it is best. The neighbors will talk." Jim said with a laugh. "IF you want me, I will be free after 10." Valarie said leaving her lipstick stained coffee cup. What do ya think he is going to have company over Valerie?
"The red hood gang. I thought they were all in prison." Barnes said. "Seems not." Harvey said. They were deep in conversation about it when guess who showed up. Ya got it Ed! "You will run all aspects of the case through me." Ed said. The room fell silent. "Wow, that is impressive." Ed said with a smile. "I will not run anything through a cop killer who is crazy." Barnes said. "Oh but as Mayor Cobblepot's chief of staff I say you do." Ed said he was getting off over this, you could just see it. "He can't fire me." Barnes said. "No but he can appoint a police commissioner that can." Ed said with his smile again. Hey Ed I think you are having far too much fun. Now stop it! HA ha ha. "Every dog has his day Nygma. Enjoy yours." Barnes said walking away. Yeah Ed I'd watch out for him. His has been affected by Alice's Blood. "So where is our Mayor right now, hiding under some desk?" Harvey asked.
No Harvey he is actually with Mother's head. He is having a meeting with all of his minions. To which Barbara is one. He yells at them to find the red hood gang, and do it now! "You know Penguins Mother was a saint." Butch said trying to be helpful. Don't think it is working Butch sorry. "Then we will regroup at the Sirens. For the party. It will be Fabulous!" Barbara said. If you and Tabatha are going to be there, we are in!
Red hood gang are playing card games. They are laughing and talking about waiting for the boss to return. It turns out it is Butch! Well Butch Pengie is not going to be happy about that when he finds out!
Bruce and Tony have come to visit Jim. "Hello Jim." Bruce said. Jim? What happened to Detective Gordon, or Mr Gordon? "Hello Mr Gordon." Tony said. See! "We hear you are now a P.I. We would like to engage your services." Bruce said. "Why?" Jim asked. "Ivy has gone missing." Bruce said. "So has Harleen and Jackson." Tony said. "OK. well the first place to look will be at the GCPD." Jim said. He looked from one to the other. He smiled. "I never knew you and Selina were an item?" Jim said. "Oh no, no, no, no, we are just friends." Bruce said. "Yeah brother sure you are." Tony said patting him on the back. "We are." Bruce said to Jim. "Yes of course." Jim said herding him out the door.
"Well hello Mr Fox. I would like to ask you some questions. I hope you can help me." Ed said. "Or what you will poison me with gas?" Fox asked. "The gas was just sleeping gas. And to be fair I was not in the best frame of mind then." Ed said. "Well to be fair, you threaten me or the Wayne boys, again. I will find a way to destroy you." Fox said. "Well to be fair Mr Fox you do not seem to be the murderous type." Ed said. "But if I was, I would laced some of the pieces of equipment I knew you would touch." Fox said. This time with a smile. "I would use rat sack." Ed said. "You really are crazy." Fox said. "Was, I have a certificate to say otherwise now." Ed said. "Yes I am sure you have." Fox said leaving the room. Ed laughs. Oh Ed showing his more crazy side. I like it!
Jim is talking with Harvey. He shows them Ivy's jumper. Tells them about a man down south. Said he was rolled by a red haired woman, in her twenties. With two others. One man and one woman, both blonde, both in their twenties. "I guess that could not be them then?" Tony said his mind working overtime. When could he get to see Jade again? Why Tony want are ya going to tell her???
"Dr Tompkins." Bruce said with a smile at her. "Bruce, Tony. May I please borrow Jim." She asked smiling at them. She talks him away to tell him about Mario. His name is Falcone! Jim knows, he says he is happy for her. Do you believe this Lee? We don't.
Lee runs into Ed. "Hello Dr Tompkins." Ed said with his famous smile. She punches Ed in the face. "That's for Kristen." She said. "You had better not do that again." Ed said to her. "Or what? Am I supposed to be afraid of you because you now work for The Penguin? I am engaged to Mario Falcone. So if anything happens to me. I would watch out Mr Nygma!" Lee said walking into her M.E. room. Take that Ed! See not everyone is afraid of you. Can i get you anything Mr Nygma? Ha ha ha.
"It's not enough we have to have his party here. Now we are his minions?" Tabatha said to Barbara. "Oh stop complaining. He is paying top dollar for tonight." Barbara said. "So what do we do with him then Mum?" Samantha said opening the freezer door. A man in his undies fall out he is freezing.
Meanwhile the Red Hood gang is at it again. They are about to set fire to the new bus that Penguin just got for the kids. They have handcuffed a priest in front of the bus. "Now remember kids, you have to blame Mr Penguin." They said as they left. They took the pin out of the hand grenade of the priest. Now there is no need for that Butch! Even though it is funny, no not funny Butch!
Bruce, Tony and Jim are at the local dinner. Jim has shouted them lunch. "So do you miss being a cop?" Tony asked. "Yeah sometimes." Jim said. "So do you think we will find Ivy?" Bruce asked. "Tell her." Jim said. "What?" Bruce said. "Tell her." Jim said. "Does that work?" Bruce asked. "It did for me and Jade." Tony said. "I don't know. With some I guess." Jim said. "So are you going to do it with the new girl?" Tony asked. "It's complicated." Jim said. "So is Selina." Bruce said. "Now that I can believe." Jim said. "It aint with Jade." Tony said with a grin. Bruce and Jim rolled their eyes. They are so funny!
Penguin is paseing up and down. He is stressing about who shot off Mother's head. Penguin spills his wine on his shirt. Ed grabs the salt. He laughs. "I know where the red hood gang are." he said with a smile. Watch out Butch, Ed is on to you.
Butch is with his gang. Tabatha and Barbara find him there. "Well well how the worm has turned." Barbara said laughing. "I had to. That crazy fiend is taking Penguin away." Butch said. "OK we won't tell, but if we worked it out the Brain will work it out soon." Barbara said. "You owe me." Tabatha said leaving him. I bet he does Tabatha. I bet he dose.
He then gets the call from Penguin. He and Ed are on their way. Shit Butch what ya gonna do? "I'm breaking up the band." Butch said. "What?" The gang said. "Time to go." Butch said. "We want our money first." The ringleader said. "No time fella's ya leave me no choice." Butch said as he opens fire on them. Their dead! Jade said it! "I did it Boss I got them." Butch said. Penguin was so proud! He called Butch his number one man! Awe aint that sweet. But Ed is not a happy camper. Don't know why? Ha ha ha.
Ed is still at the crime scene with Harvey. Something don't add up with him. Harvey is of course happy to call it a day. But not Ed. He digs some more.
Barnes has found Lee in her M.E lab. "I want to apologize now for hitting Mr Nygma." Lee said. "First I heard of it." Barnes said with a smile. They talk about Alice's blood. Lee tells him about the lab rats they tested it on. One chewed through several metal cages to get to his friends to eat them. Barnes smiles. Oh shit! Watch out Jim, Harvey you are on the menu!
At the Sirens club. Wow Tabatha looks amazing! She talks to Butch he is standing in the corner of the room. Bruce, Tony and Alfred enter. The room falls silent. Jade edges her way over to him. She is in a sexy little number. Showing off her amazing legs. "Wow you look great." Tony said leaning into her. "Press." She whispered to him. "I don't care." He said kissing her. She even blushed before walking off. Right into a taller red haired girl. "Oh so sorry." Jade said. The girls smiles at Jade. "No harm done." She said with a giggle. Jade looks her over. There is something familiar about her. "Kitten what are you doing?" Selina asked looking at the girl. Who we all know by now is Ivy! "Ah nothing. Sorry." Jade said walking away with Selina. "Yes little kitten go and play." Ivy said with a smile and laugh. Meanwhile Penguin has seen The Wayne boys enter the room. "Hello gentlemen. Welcome to the party." Penguin said. "Yes. I have not had a chance to say thank you for the Galavan situation." Bruce said. "My pleasure." Penguin said gushing over them. Bruce smiled. "Excuse me please." He said spotting Selina he went to her. "Well then Mr Penguin I think I will go and wet the beak." Alfred said. Penguin glared at him.
Butch and Ed are in the corner arguing. Ed tells butch he knows. The gig is up. "Now you will put this on and kill The Penguin. I will hold him for you." Ed said. Butch is not so sure. "Well then plan B." Ed said he takes Butch to the kitchen. "You got the Zsasz!" Butch said. Then he seen Tabatha being held hostage. "Now you will put the hood on and kill the Penguin." Ed said. Don't do it Butch, don't kill The Penguin!
Bruce and Selina are on the rooftops. "So what did ya want Bruce?" Selina asked with a sigh. Remember last time they talked he didn't want to help her. "I am so sorry for the other night. I just wanted to say that I liked you. More than a friend." Bruce said to her. "Now I know it is you. No one else could be so boring." Selina said. Get out of it Selina we know ya like him too. "We are the same Selina. I feel the connection, do you?" He asked her. Oh yeah she feels it Bruce. "Rule one. Don't be so boring." Selina said as she pulled him in for a kiss. Awe finally!
Barbara is announcing that Mayor Cobblepot would like a word with the gathering. Penguin starts to prattle on about Mother. In comes Butch with a red hood on. "I'm going to kill you!" Butch yells at Penguin. Ed of course makes his move and holds Penguin. Butch shoots, Penguin is still standing. They were blanks! "I am going to kill you for this!" Penguin yells as Zsasz takes his hood off!
Meanwhile Tabatha is in the kitchen with the man holding her hostage. "You know if you hold a person in their own place. You should search it first." She said to him. She takes him out and drags him into the mane stage area. Samantha laughs. "Showtime." Butch said, as he run for Ed. He holds him down he tries to strangle him. You go Butch! Barbara laughs. "Best Party Ever!" She said.
"Where have you two been, ya missed all the fun Butch tried to kill Penguin. Then Butch tried to kill Ed. Penguin had to stop him!?" Jade asked Bruce and Selina when they returned to the club. "Seriously?" Bruce asked. Yep seriously." Tony said with a laugh. "Well boys I think that is enough excitement for one night. Come we are due at home." Alfred said walking out with them. Ivy smiled and waved to them. "Who is that?" Bruce asked Tony. "No freaking idea." Tony said laughing. "So did he kiss ya?" Jade asked. "Did you two see the excitement?" Samantha asked. "I sure did. Selina was sucking face with Bruce." Jade teased. "No I was not. I will see you later Jade." Selina said. "Oh I think i am in trouble now." Jade said giggling.
Ed is with Penguin on the lounge at home. Penguin has brought him some ginger and lemon tea. How nice. "You almost got killed." Penguin said. "You saved me." Ed said. Awe! "You know Oswald, I would do anything for you." Ed said. Yeah Promises, Promises Ed! "As I would for you friend." Penguin said before they hug. Oh no I think Penguin is falling for someone? Don't hurt him Ed!
Butch is in the ambulance on his way to the hospital. Also I think the prison. Don't worry Butch someone will help ya I'm sure of it!
Jade and Selina are at home. They are giggling about the kiss. "I bet it was better than the one with 5." Jade said. Selina smiled. Her face lit up with joy. "Yes." She whispered. I bet it was Selina!
Meanwhile Tetch has a girl dressed up as Alice. "My dear sweet sister , he took you from me! He took you and killed you." Jervis said. "But I ain't dead." She said. He slits her throat. She is now. He then writes a letter to Jim Gordon, in her blood! I must say he is one of the craziest yet in Gotham. But we do like him.
Meanwhile, Barbara is at the club with Tabatha. She is in her leathers. "Need help Tigress?" Barbara asked. "Nope got it." Tabatha said. Awe she is on her way to rescue Butch! Ya see Butch she would do anything for you. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!