Penguin is back on the streets. He is dressed to impress. Today he has on his normal black penguin suit. With one addition. A black umbrella. Looking good Pengie. He even has tow minions with him. Nice. Oh how the snitch has risen. I like it.
"He's Alive! The little snitch is Alive!" Fish yelled from the middle of her club. Oh shit I think she is a little upset right now. "What is it Fish?" Butch runs into the room. "Bring me Gordon. Alive!" Fish yelled at him. Yep she really aint happy.
Jim is in his locker. He is calling Barbara. He is telling her to get out. Run for her life. He hangs up and turns around. Harvey punches him out. "Do you realize how dead we both are? You son of a bitch!" Harvey said to him. They talk Jim tries to Harvey. Don't think he is listening Jim. He is saying his prayers. When Falcone hears about this, you are both all kinds of dead. "You had better hope that I never see you again." Harvey said as Jim walks away. Awe Harvey aint he ya friend now?
Barbara is at home sitting on the lounge with Butch. They are snuggled together, just like they were lovers. "This is about Oswald Cobblepot is it not?" Samantha said. "See Samantha gets it." Butch said to Barbara. Rachel is snuggled with Barbara. "He aint dead." Rachel said. "We know. That is the problem." Butch said. "Why?" Samantha asked. "You are a lot like my niece, Jade. She never stops asking questions." Butch said. "You have a niece?" Samantha asked. "Oh how old is she, we could make a play date." Rachel said clapping her hands. "You have the nicest kids. Which one is Jim's again?" Butch asked with a laugh. "That's me." Rachel said. "Oh well Jade is about Samantha's age. Sorry. Oh but I do have another one. Harleen." Butch said. "Well then how old is she?" Rachel asked. "About your age." Butch said. "Well Mummy what are we waiting for? Get the mans phone number." Rachel said to Barbara. Butch laughed. "Don't ya just love kids." He said hugging Barbara. Girls did ya see the gun Uncle Butch has? Jim arrives home. "Get out now." Jim said. "Now Jim play nice. Take ya lumps. Then no one will get hurt." Butch said nodding to Barbara and the kids. "I will kill you if I have to." Jim said he is holding a gun to Butch. "Alright have it your way. But now when we do get you. We will have to kill your lady friend. nice and slow." Butch said. "What about us?" Rachel asked. Not being bothered about Mummy and Daddy dieing. "Well you will be orphans." Butch said. "Go with him Dad." Samantha said. Yes so now it is Dad Samantha. Not Jim or hey you? Jim gets them to pack. He takes them to the bus station. "Now go. I will join you later." Jim said. "But what if ya don't?" Samantha asked. "Jim?" Barbara asked. She was still in a little shock from Butch. "Don't come back." Jim said. Barbara cries. "Remember. I love you all very much." Jim said as he put them on the bus. He watched it drive away. Awe a tear.
Jim has now gone back to the GCPD. He is now on a mission. "Hey Alvarez, do you have any of those blank warrants. The ones Judge Bam Bam signed?" Jim asked. He got the lot. What ya up to Jim?
Fish and Nickoli are at the doc's. Falcone is soughing through his chickens he has just got. "I want Jim Gordon and Penguin dead!" Fish said to him. "You want to go to war over the boy that carried your umbrella?" Falcone asked. "Yes. He was on my hip. But he knows to much. I want him dead." Fish said with anger. She is sexy even when mad. "Go and ask Maroni if you can have him back." Falcone said. "That is not right. Gordon and Cobblepot should be dead." Nickoli said. "Do you have Gordon yet?" Falcone asked. "Not yet. He refused to come. He is a stubborn one." Fish said. "I'll sent Victor for him." Falcone said. As Fish and Nickoli walk away, He grabs her on the bottom. "Fall back. The old man is watching." Fish said to him. He laughs. For this he will be killed! Poor Nickoli, no more Fish for you.
Sarah Essen is with Jim. "What are you doing?" She asked. "I am going to arrest Mayor James, and Don Falcone." Jim said. "So you are going out in a blaze of glory?" She said to him. "Something like that." Jim replied. As this is happening. A bald man with his two bad assed girls arrive. He wanders through the GCPD. Climbs on to the desk. "Hello I am Victor Zsasz. I am her for Jim Gordon." He said smileing at them. Jim confronts Victor. "Don Falcone wants you to come with me." He said. "What are you going to do if I don't? There are forty witnesses here." Jim said being smart. "Ger out." Victor said to them. No one moved. "Please?" Victor said. They all leave. You know Jim alive is a very broad term. A man with one arm is alive." Victor said with a smile. Jim shoots and runs. He makes it outside into the car park. "Come on Jim. Don't make this harder than is should be. We will get you Jim." Victor said as he slowly followed him. Jim is almost cought. But a black car pulls up. "Get in." Rene calls to jim. He by now has been hit. He needs a doctor and quick!
Jim wakes up. "Hello." The lady what we presume is a doctor said to Jim. She tells Jim what she has done. She works in the lab. Jim is now a lab rat! Ha. She removed two bullets. Jim is up. Oh slowly Jim. Nice underwear. Ha. Can't stop laughing. "Crispus?" the doctor calls. He smiles. "I think first we need to get you some cloths." He said. Do ya think?
Fish has made the trip to Maroni. She wants Penguin back. Maroni is having to much fun with him. He aint going to give him back. What is he a possession? I thought slavery went out years ago? Maroni laughs at Fish. He makes Penguin apologize. "So Sorry Miss Mooney. I never meant to cause you or Don Falcone any bother." Penguin said with a snicker. Not nice Pengie. "Bloodshed it is then." Fish said as she rose for the table. She slaps Penguin across the face. "You scaly faced Bitch." Fish says to him. "I really am so sorry Fish." Penguin said. Fish scratches his face. "You little snitch. You know snitches get stitches! Only my friends call me Fish." She said walking away. Hello Fish are we friends?
Selina and Jade are wandering down the street. "Look Sena the Nun's lets go talk to them." Jade said running over to them. "Hello Sisters." Jade said. "Well Hello Kitten is it not?" One of them said with a smile. "Yep sure is." Jade said. "They call you Cat? Is that right?" Another one asked as they walked. "Yes. Sister." Selina said. "So how are you girls today?" One of them asked. "Good. Where ya off to today Sisters?" Jade asked. Just then a small truck pulled up next to them. The doors opened on the side of the delivery truck. "Hello Sisters, how they hanging?" Butch asked. "Uncle Butch?" Jade said. "Oh shit." Butch said. "What are ya going to do with them?" Jade asked as she watched Butch load them up. "I am not going to hurt them Jade." Butch said. "Then I am going to come too." Jade said climbing into the van with Selina. Butch was right he was not going to hurt them. But he did scare the shit out of them. Jade and Selina watched as he chained them up. The truck coming hit the skids real quick. "What are you doing now? Takeing from Maroni?" Jade said. "Never mind about that." Butch said. "Is this because of Penguin?" Jade asked. "We should stay out of it." Selina said. "See listen to your friend. Stay out of it." Butch said. "I don't like you Uncle Butch?" Jade said stomping her foot on the ground.
Maroni has found out about the guns. "Why do you think they want him back so bad?" Frankie asked Maroni. "Because they know I have the golden Penguin!" Maroni said with a laugh. Is he like the goose that lays golden eggs? Maroni decides to hit them back. Penguin it seems knows the exact spot. It seems he is like the goose. Ha.
Jim is in the car with Rene. She is apologizing for trying to get him. She asked after Barbara and the kids. Alfred brings Crispus to the car. Scared the shit out of me Alfred! "So are you in a spot of bother are you Sir?" Alfred asked with a grin. They go and get Bruce out of bed. Jim is telling him he has to go. But Rene and Crispus will take over to find parents killer. "You think you are going to die. Do you not?" Bruce asked. "What have you done Detective?" Jackson said coming into the room he pulled on his house coat. "Is this to do with my parents murder?" Bruce asked. "Again they were my parents too." Tony said. "Yes." Jim said eyeing Tony off. Silence filled the room. Bruce goes to Jim. He hugs him. Awe. Tony leaves the room, Jackson follows.
Penguin is now on a mission. "Hello Mr Oswald." Jade said to him. He looks down at her. He remember the little girl who gave him the cravat pin. "Go away." Penguin said. "Friend of yours?" Frankie asked. "Who are you?" Jade asked as they walked. "None of your business kid." Frankie said pulling out his gun. "Leave her be." Penguin turns on Frankie. "Now go." Penguin said to Jade. "Fine, but Miss Mooney will not be happy with you. Bringing strangers to her work shed." Jade said skipping off. "There." Penguin said turning from Jade. They break in they take out the men. "You yellow snitch rat." Frankie said to him. I would not call Pengie names. Ya know he has a short temper. Penguin yells back at Frankie. Frankie's men turn on him. "You are a lot of things Mr Carbone. And one of them is a skin flint. You do not pay your men for loyalty." Penguin said. They hold him while Penguin drives the knife into his stomach. "Now Mr Carbone, let me tell you. Love concurs all." Penguie said as he leaned in and kisses Frankie on the forehead. Awe I think Pengie liked him.
There is a meet down at the doc's. Maroni and his golden Penguin. With Falcone and his sexy Fish Mooney. They exchange condolences on the loss of Frankie and Nickoli. Then they make a deal. Maroni gives Falcone the toxic waste dump. Falcone gives Maroni Penguin. Nice! "Do you have Jim Gordon yet?" Maroni asked. "No but we are working on it." Falcone said. "Good there is nothing worse than an honest man." Moroni said with a smile.
Jim is held up at home. He is loading up with guns. There is a knock on the door. Who can that be? OMG It's Harvey. With a very special lady of the night. He has come to help Jim. See I told ya Harvey and Jim are besties now. Ha. "I am being rude. Jim this is the Duchess of Devonshire. Duchess this is Jim Putz." Harvey said. "Nice to meet ya. Marsha." She said with a smile. Harvey is draped over her like a cheep suit. Sorry just had to use that pun! Harvey sends the Duchess off to look around the house. Harvey and Jim talk. Then Harvey is playing a game with her. "Marco?" He calls. Polo?" She calls back. Jim has closed his eyes. Not going to help Jim. Ya can still hear em.
Jim and Harvey are off to arrest Mayor James. They scare the shit out of him, in his car. "Aubrey James, you are under arrest." Jim said. "We are off to serve Falcone now." Jim said. "Oh God." Mayor said. They get to Falcone's place. Nice! I guess crime dose pay in Gotham. "Carmine Falcone you are under arrest." Jim said. "Ah Jim. I was wondering how long it would take you to get here. I have something you want." Falcone said. "You have nothing I want." Jim said. "But I do. I have Barbara and your children here." Falcone said. "He's lying." Harvey said. "Am I Jim?" Falcone said. "I want proof." Jim said. "Oh god." Mayor breathed again.
Liza is in the kitchen. She has cooked up some Muffins. "They smell great." Victor said watching Barbara. "Not for you creep. Here ya go kids." Liza said to them as she give them the muffins. "Thank you." They both say. "Nice manners." Victor said. "So are you naturally like that? Or do you shave your head?" Samantha asked. "Samantha!" Barbara said scolding the girl "She is alright. She is just curious. Natural." Victor said. "Cool." Samantha said eating her muffin. Victor's phone rings. He answers it. He hangs up. "How disappointing. Finish up. It's time." Victor said.
"Its embarrassing. You let him bluff you Jim." Harvey said as they sat waiting for Barbara. "You know she is a very gutsy lady. She loves you very much. You should take care of her Jim." Falcone said. "Sorry." Barbara said as she went to him. "Daddy we had Muffins." Rachel said. "Hey did you know that he is naturally bald?" Samantha said to Jim. As she pointed to Victor. He waved and smiled. "Nice girls Jim." Victor said. "Yes they are Jim. Very well mannered. Now for this crime, I would normally kill you all. But because you have such lovely girls. I think I will let you go." Falcone said. "Cool. Thank you Mr Falcone." Samantha said.
Barbara and Jim are home. "Jim?" Barbara said as she cries. Jim hugs her. Samantha and Rachel hug them together. Awe a family moment how nice.
Falcone is in the kitchen. "They are very nice." Falcone said to Liza. "You know you are right Mr Falcone. It is fun to cook." Liza said with a smile at him. He smiles back. "I am going to check the chickens." He said to her.
Outside at the chicken coop. Penguin comes a calling. With his umbrella. Well it is raining! "Hello Friend. I was just remembering the night we met." Falcone said to Penguin. What they are friends??? We go back to when Penguin was first cought. "There are rules." Falcone said to Jim. He then goes to see Penguin. He of corse talks to Falcone. He tweets like a little bird. He asks one thing of Falcone. Let Jim Gordon kill him. We know what happened then. Back to reality. "I still think letting Jim Gordon live is a mistake." Falcone said. "It is all good. Jim Gordon will see the light. I am sure of it." Penguin said with his funny little smile. He is looking so much more evil at the time goes bye. I like it. Can't wait till the next episode.......................