"Hey!" I yelled to my camera. "So, I'm currently behind the scenes of the Who Do You Love music video and we're all hanging out. Well, not all of us. Since...some of us are doing a music video but hey. It's lit up in here!" I yelled.
Calum walked behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. "Calum!" I yelled. The newly formed Blondie looked at me. He was frowning. "Cal, are you ok?" I asked him. He started laughing.
"No. I'm not. It's too much work." He said. He hugged me before walking away. I sighed.
"He went on a roller coaster more than 13 times, got hit with fire, played soccer games, read his smalla than a bug story. He can handle this." I told the camera. I started walking to some other people. Such as Michael.
"Hey Kaya!" Michael said. He hugged me. I smiled. "So, my hands are sweaty as shit." He said. He started showing his hands to the camera.
"Eww! Mike! That's disgusting." I told him. He laughed wrapping them around me. "Michael! Why do you do this to me?" I asked him. He pulled me to his chest.
"Sh sh sh. Just come in my embrace and don't talk." He said. He started swaying back and forth and kissing my head.
"You suck dick." I told him. He laughed.
"I suck yours then." He replied. I looked up at him.
"No. And what? Do I look like a man to you?" I asked him. He slowly formed a smile. I slapped his arm. "You suck!" I yelled jokingly.
"And you swallow!" He yelled. I smiled.
"I have taught you well." I told him. He laughed, kissing the sides of my mouth. "Michael Gordon Clifford. Stop teasing me." I told him.
"Beg for it!" He said. I just grabbed his face, smashing his lips on mine. He laughed kissing back. "Or you could do that." He replied.
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I walked away, walking towards Drew and Alex. "And here are, the 2 masterminds behind it all!" I announced. Alex chuckled.
"Sure, whatever helps you dream at night." Drew replied. I laughed.
"Well I dreamt it already, so I guess I win." I told him. He laughed.
"Who taught you this stuff? What type of non-human being taught you to be sassy?" Alex asked.
"Oh, myself Alex. I'm non-human. And will forever be non-human!" I said. He smiled.
"You scare me sometimes..." Drew mumbled. I smirked at him.
"That's my plan Andrew. I'm supposed to be scary. I told you the first time I made a video with you, I'd be scary!" I told him. His eyes widened as he started running. He immediately came back.
"Yeah, I don't have the stamina for that." He said. I started laughing.
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"Daddy?" I sang. Ash and Luke looked at me. "Yes?" They asked. My eyes widened at them. "You KNOW how pissed Michael will get?" I asked. They laughed
"I won't tell if you don't!" Ashton said.
"Of course you don't want him to know! Your the one who answered yes!" I said. The 2 began laughing.
"You literally suck." Luke said.
"I know. But you swallow so I don't care." I told him. They laughed.
"Awwwh we love you!" Ashton said. They both kissed one of my cheeks. But...they did it at the wrong moment.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! I WILL KILL YOU!" Michael yelled.
"Gotta blast Kaya!" Ashton yelled.
And that was the fastest I ever had seen Michael run.