(this one may seem to mean)
I decided that I was gonna play what I take as a harmless joke on Harry during one of his shows. Since he likes talking to people and he loves when babies are around and he congratulates pregnant women.
I figured since I am having his baby I would play a little joke on him. I got myself in a disguise, and I was standing where it was easy for him to spot my pregnant belly. Now the whole joke that when he notices my big belly and comments on it I will act hurt. Which he will catch and feel bad. Since the whole joke has he said congratulations, and I am shocked and "hurt" making him think he just called me fat. then I will surprise him.
I watched as he finished up his song kiwi which is such a coincidence.
"Hello everyone," he said into the microphone
The fans cheered and yelled
"How is everyone?"
They shouted their replies.
"Good....good," he said as he unhooked the mic from its stand and started to walk around and talk to different people who he noticed their signs or something.
When he came over to where I was he spotted a girl next to me who said she was gonna come out to her family and friends after the concert which had the fans cheer and scream and he congratulates her.
He then looks at me and smiles.
"I see that you are pregnant, so congratulations."
"how far are you?"
my jaw dropped and I pouted
He caught on and his smile dropped
"I am so sorry, please tell me I didn't just do what I think I did?"
I didn't reply and he felt worse.
"Oh My Gosh, I did. I am so sorry, I thought you were pregnant and your not"
I watched him as he freaked out and kept saying he was sorry. I knew right then it was time to end the joke.
I removed my disguise and looked back at him. This time his jaw dropped
"Baby?"
I smiled and nodded as I rubbed my pregnant belly.
"You tricked me"
I giggled and blew him a kiss.
"That was harsh of you"
"I love you," I tell him
"I love you too, but that joke was mean."
I pouted and looked down, before looking back at him
"I sorry," I tell him
he smiled and motioned me closer, so as careful as I could I walked closer to where he was and watched as he bent down and laid across a guard.
I giggled and cupped his face and kissed him.
"We love you"
"I love you both too."
We both smiled and I gave him a quick kiss before he got back up and walked around gloating about his pregnant woman being in his show and how I pulled a fast one on him.