You had been working out hard all week and doing an amazing job of sticking to your diet. You decided you definitely earned a cheat day. So, you thought to yourself, what better way to celebrate than by eating a whole pizza at your favorite pizza shop!
You got to the place and ordered yourself a large pie with all your favorite toppings. When it was ready, you took a seat and took a moment to admire your gorgeous meal. I deserve this, you told yourself, before smacking your lips and getting ready to destroy that thing.
However, just as you were about to grab your first slice, some douche canoe sat down across from you and said, "I bet I can shove half of your entire pizza in my mouth in one bite!" and did this without even asking:
What would you do?