TaeTae
Baby
Kookie
Yes?
TaeTae
No
I'm not done yet
Baby
Babe
Baaabbbyyyyy
My love
My lurvvvv
My angel
My lover huehuehue
The handsomest boy in the world
My boyfriend
Kookie
done yet babe?
TaeTae
Yehhhhh...
Kookie
Mind telling me what that was all about?
TaeTae
It just...
I'm not used to it?
Yanno?
Being yours
You being mine
I pined after you for years
Years
YEARS, jeon jungkook
And then i kinda forced myself to get over you?
And then bam
You tell me you like me
And i was like
Woah
And then you kissed me
I mean we've kissed before that
But that kiss
It was like
Kookie
woah?
TaeTae
Baby don't interrupt me while I'm ranting about how much I like you
The kiss!
It was like
Woah...
Ellipses and all
Kookie
Yeh you didn't make it any easier
Looking like a snack all day long
Licking your lips like it's okay
Biting your lip when you smile
That shit should be illegal
You biting your lip should be illegal
TaeTae
Will you punish me if I do?
Kookie
Baby we're both virgins
TaeTae
Omgs lol yehhh
when we gonna fuq tho
Like
Yanno
*extravagant wink*
Kookie
Do you want to fuck?
TaeTae
Lol no not ready yet
Who'd top?
Kookie
...
Rock
Paper
Scissors
SHOOT!
TaeTae
SCICCORS
Kookie
SCICCORS
GODDAMN
JESUS
oh what about we switch
TaeTae
YES
Who tops in yoonmin
Kookie
do we even need to ask
TaeTae
I'd like to think jimin would challenge yoongi
I have faith in our son
Kookie
Ctrl, alt, delete that image
TaeTae
Want some noodz instead?
Kookie
Bdjzjsuajegwdfkatwogksgelgakfakafksfklsgglskfafallgsfak
Sry
Bashed my head against my phone
TaeTae
is that a yes?
Because if it is
Im too ugly
Im sending pics of zack efron instead
Kookie
You're not ugly!
you are so fucking handsome!
TaeTae
But like
you got abs and shit
I got a belly
Kookie
My shmexy belly
I'll kiss it all day tomorrow
TaeTae
Really?
Kookie
for you? Yes. I love your belly
I love your moles
I love your big ears
I love your big eyes
I love your long legs
I love your weird personality
I love how smart you are
I love how brave you are
I love how sensitive you are
I love it when you look at me like i put the stars in the sky
Goddamn
Taehyung
TaeTae
yes my angel?
Kookie
open your window I'm sneaking in and we're gonna make out
TaeTae
Okay baby
Chim
Yo
Guys
This is us 3's groupchat
not cool yo
Guys?
Guyssss?
fuck you're making out aren't you?
-
Jinnie
Hey
Honey
Uhm
don't be mad
But
Like
...
I got sugar gliders.
Joonie
You did what now?
Jinnie
Joonie
Oh fuck
Goddamn
they're cute as fuck
Are you suffering from empty nest syndrome without yoongi?
Jinnie
HE LIVED WITH US FOR EIGHT MONTHS AND NOW
AND NOW
HE'S BECOME SO SKINNY BUT HE'S SO HAPPY AND I MISS HIM
can we adopt taekook
Joonie
I'm pretty sure tae is our kid. He's weird and pretty like you.
Jinnie
But smart like you...
Joonie
I'm not tearing up imagining our future children
shut up
You are
Jinnie
Baby...
Hurry on home tonight
I'll be wearing that outfit you like so much
Joonie
oh my
Jin
Jin not while I'm at school
you're so mean
Jinnie
*image attached*
Joonie
Jesus christ I'm a lucky man
also if we don't name the sugar gliders taekook and yoonmin then idk where your head at
Jinnie
I know where your head's gonna be tonight
Between mah legs
Joonie
Fuck it I'm skipping my last class
-
Hobi
Armee?
Baby?
Armee
Yes my sunshine
My only sunshine
the one that makes me happy
When skies are grey
[Is that how the song goes]
Hobi
[Fuck if i know]
Wanna like
Idk
Go out tonight?
Armee
Sure honey, sounds perfect!
Hobi
Or like
would you rather
Stay in our pj's and binge watch supernatural and have sex in between the episodes?
Armee
fuck yes
You know me so well
Ice cream?
Hobi
Only if i can lick it off you
Armee
Only if i can lick it off YOU
Hobi
Oh
OOHHHHH
touché
How the tables have tabled
Armee
Turned*
Hobi
Wut?
Oh i made a stupid
-
Suga daddy
Yo
Jimin
Pass me the remote
Baby boy
Hyung
You could have just asked me
Suga daddy
But you look so pretty when the light of your phone shines on your face
And also
Look at this meme
Imma hold up my phone to you
Looook
Baby boy
I didn't laugh
Suga daddy
I saw you laugh
Baby boy
It's all an illusion~~
Suga daddy
Jimin
stfu and come get on my lap already
A/N
HEY GUYS
SO
IMMA BE M.I.A. FOR LIKE
A WEEK
i'm going on this youth camp thing and our phones are not allowed (sounds lowkey sketchy but okay)
I LOVE YOU ALL!