Part two of Toddlers
If there are spelling errors. I'll check them later. Unless they funny as fuck, then nah.
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"PETER YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLAP WADE!" You said laughing. Wade rubs his red cheek, pouting. Peter smirks and just laughs.
You all walk into the tower, laughing like idiots. You immediately stop though, when you see a small baby on the couch.
"No, this is not happening again!" You say and pick up the baby boy.
"Sadly it is," The baby said and you almost dropped him. Peter screeched loudly and jumped into Wade's arms. You put the baby back on the ground
"Bruce?!" The baby nodded and brushed the dust off of its pants. Bruce put on his glasses.
Peter raised a brow and got out of Wade's arms.
"Who did it this time?" You asked irritated by the whole situation. The baby looked up at you and sighed.
"Guess," He said and pointed to the couch where another baby was sitting on the couch. They had brown hair which was lathered in gel, along with facial hair drawn on with sharpie.
"Oh for fucks sake Tony," You groan as he smirks. You grabbed the toddler and Tony merely grinned.
"This has gotta be the worst day of my life," You commented as Tony stares at your chest. You roll your eyes and look down at the annoying, yet adorable baby. You grab wipes and wiped the drawn on facial hair off of him.
"NOOO!" The baby screeches and you chuckled. The baby bursts into tears and you sigh.
"Really?" You ask as Baby Tony continues to cry.
"Y/N!" Another small boy yells. You look to see a baby Steve running over to you, dragging a baby Bucky. Steve's big blue eyes looked up at you as he tugged onto your pants.
Baby Tony stops crying and peers over your arm.
"STEVE!" He shrieks and tries to jump out of your arms. You put the baby billionaire down slowly. Baby Tony fucking jumps and hugs Steve. Baby Steve laughs and hugs him back. Bucky looks into the camera like he's on the office.
"Ok, so how did this happen?" You asked as Peter stared at baby Bruce. Wade had grabbed popcorn out of nowhere.
"Well a certain dumbass-,"
"You can say Tony, it's ok," A baby Sam reassured, walking out. Tony flipped him off and Sam stuck his tongue out at him. You sigh and glance at Peter who's shrugging.
"Technically this time we don't have to treat them like babies. Although they seem to have baby tendencies," Peter pointed out and you nodded.
"Nah, Y/N! *snaps fingers* Breast Feed Me!" Tony demanded. Steve gives him a disgusted look. Tony simply smirks and you glare at him.
"Y/N!" A dirty blond yells and hugs your legs tightly. A red haired kid runs after him, holding a gun. The baby boy looks up, his baby blue eyes filled with fear. "NAT'S TRYING TO HURT ME!"
"HE TOOK THE REST OF MY GUMMY BEARS!" Nat yelled back still holding the gun. Baby Clint pouted and held his hands up for you to take. You chuckle and pick him up.
"Yay!" He cheers and hugs you.
"Can I just keep Clint like this?" You ask as he kisses your cheek. Tony pouts and crosses his arms as Steve wraps himself around your leg. Bucky on the other.
"Wow," Peter comments as they all just fucking wrap themselves around you. You sigh in annoyance and glare at all of them.
"Now is not the time," You inquire. All the babies back away, but Clint still has his arms wrapped around you. You laugh and carried him into the kitchen.
"HAND ME DAAA BREEEAAST!"
"Oh my fucking god Tony!" You yell at the toddler as he reaches out. You put Clint down and he runs over to the others.
"BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!" Baby Tony chants walking in a circle.
"Lord give me strength," Baby Steve admits looking at Bucky who snorts. Baby Loki runs in screeching as Baby Thor chases him.
"The chaos," Wade says dramatically. Peter and him both slowly walk out to play video games.
"REALLY?!" You yell as they run away. Clint begins to play some music in the living room and dances. You laugh at him and the others join him. Steve listens to the song as Tony mumbles some incoherent noises.
"ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GU-," You shut off the music and gave Clint a glare. He smiles innocently and continues to dance.
"What was the song gonna say?" Steve asked with purity. His big blue eyes look up at you curiously.
"He was gonna say gum Steve. Like the kind you chew," You lie and the toddler nods smiling. Another song plays, and you pray its a good one. It seems like Clint knows the song before any of the other babies do.
"YOU WERE OUT OF MY LEAGUE!" He screams the lyrics. Tony jumps onto the couch and sings along. Bucky and Steve dance with Bruce. Sam fucking break dances and Scott hypes him up.
"I'm concerned," You say sighing.
"GOT MY HEART BEAT RA-," Tony then lands on the floor with a thud. He was too into singing, that he fell off the couch. Tony gets back up and scrunches his face.
"Don't," You said, knowing full well what he was gonna do. He juts his lower lip out and gives you his big brown puppy dog eyes.
"If I pick you up, will you be good?" Tony nods and puts his little arms up. You carried him and he snuggled into you. You smile and make sure the rest of the kids don't get into trouble.
Sam is screaming at the top of his lungs as Scott squats down and screams. You hear quiet snores and look down to see Tony fast asleep. You chuckle at the baby and look at the others.
"Time for bed kids," You say and they all groan. They obey and go into their rooms. They struggle to hop onto their beds. You place Tony on his bed, causing him to wake up.
"Bed time story!" He screeches, now wide awake. You sigh and nod.
"BED TIME STORY!" The other babies yell and you groan. Clint drags you into his room and you follow him. Tony pouts, but waits for you patiently.
"Read this one," Clint says handing you one. You take it and chuckle.
"This is the Hunger Games, Clint," You say and he shrugs innocently. You sigh and he pulls the large covers over him. His big eyes look up at you as you read the book.
"Y/N?" He asks. You look up from the book.
"What?"
"Are we best friends?" He asks smiling. You chuckle and nod. You boop his nose causing him to giggle.
"The best of friends," You continue to read the book until Clint falls asleep. You kiss his forehead and move into the next room. You walk in to see Sam and Scott eating Oreos and more cookies. Sam sees you and hides them under his pillow.
"Dorks, don't stay up too late!" You say and start to leave. Sam smiles widely, and so does Scott.
"Thanks Mom!" Your eyes widen and you laugh. You go into the next room to see Steve sitting patiently. Bucky was next to him fast asleep.
"Y/N, instead of a bedtime story. Can you sing for me?" You cringed a bit at the thought. But Steve's big eyes bore into yours. You smiled and nodded. Steve laid back and grabbed at the large sheets. You smiled.
"Who's strong and brave, here to save the American Way?" You slowly began to sing. Steve's eyes widen curiously.
"Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day? Who will campaign door-to-door for America? Carry the flag shore to shore for America. From Hoboken to Spokane,"
"The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!" You finish whispering as Steve's eyes drift close. You smile and walk into the next room. Thor and Loki were fighting. You had to get them to stop fighting and get to them to sleep.
After what felt like forever, they did. You kissed their foreheads and told them goodnight. You left and headed for Natasha's room.
The small assassin was asleep, holding her gun close to her. You decided not to invade and moved on. Bruce was cuddled up in sheets inside the next room. You smiled and closed his door slowly.
Peter and Wade were whisper shouting as they played video games. You closed their door so the others wouldn't wake up. You walked towards your room and sighed. You tiredly laid onto your bed.
"I've become a mother," You mumble and go to close the door. You hear sniffles and raise a brow. You look to the room to your left and walk towards it.
You walk inside to see a small toddler on the ground.
"Tony?" You ask and the baby looks up. The boy instantly smiles and stands up, he reaches up for you. Jesus, these baby tendencies are like hormones.
"Y/N!" He said and you picked him up. "I thought you forgot about me," He admitted sadly. You sigh and placed him onto his bed.
"No, just went to go make sure Peter and Wade were sleeping," You said causing the baby to giggle. Baby Tony got into bed and pulled all his blankets over him.
"Can you tell me a story about us? The Avengers?" Tony asked. You smiled and nodded.
"There was an idea, to bring together a group of remarkable people," You began and Tony stared at you intently. You finished the quote and looked up at Tony. His eyes were slowly closing. You began to describe each of the Avengers until his eyes were getting heavier.
"Good night Tony," You say and kiss his forehead. You get up to leave.
"Y/N?"
"Yeah?"
"Am I a good Avenger?" You weren't prepared for the question. You looked back at the small boy and gave him a soft smile.
"The best." You reply and Tony gives you his adorable smile.
"I love you Tony, Good night."
"I love you too Y/N,"
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You woke up to Clint walking into the room. Grown ass Clint. You thank god they were back to normal and sat up.
"Hey Best Friend," Clint mumbles and you laugh.
"Why didn't you stay a baby. You were so adorable," You say pouting. Clint laughs and rolls his eyes. Natasha calls everyone so they could eat breakfast. Steve walks over to you and hugs you.
"Thanks for taking care of us, again."
"No problem Steve," You reply smiling. You sit down and grab a plate. You notice Tony sit next to you and he has a stupid grin on his face.
"Y/N said I was the best Avenger."
"You wanted me to tell a fucking baby he wasn't the best Avenger?" You retort causing Tony to gasp. Steve laughs and eats his food.
"Please never let that happen again." You say and Bruce nods in agreement. Tony smirks and looks at you.
"No promises."
Alright, since I have like about 10 chapters left in this story.
I'm gonna have you guys vote on some things to see what you guys want me to write.
Vote one for Smut, Fluff, and Angst.
Request 1 for Smut: The Reader is currently learning Sex Ed in school and is bored of it already. Tony decides to make the topic more fun. (Legal)
Request 2 for Smut: Endgame Tony and the Reader decide to make things more fun during the Time Heist
Request 3 for Smut: Tony and the Reader, who happens to be Peter's sister, struggle to not get caught together. But that's gonna be difficult when they can't keep their hands off of each other.
Request 1 for Fluff: Tony and the Reader go on a date in the tower, the Avengers are the waiters, help out, etc
Request 2 for Fluff: Reader is Steve's sister, and they have an argument about her dating Tony. Tony overhears and confronts Steve, in doing so, confessing his love.
Request 3 for Fluff: The Reader and Tony are best friends. Tony is nervous and worried that if he confesses his feelings, she'll reject him. So he goes to Clint and Wade for advice. Bad choice.
Request 1 for Angst: Endgame, but less Happy Tony
Request 2 for Angst: Tony catches the reader cheating, and he doesn't take it so well.
Request 3 for Angst: They have a fight, they both yell at each other. Reader says horrible things and Tony goes silent.