Louisianez Louverne, the leader of the school's music club. From the looks of it, he seemed like a drummer. But that's not all that he was. He was a beast in human skin. Unlike Anna, he had earned his title of the school king. His body wasn't built by steroids but by hardcore training. And beating up bullies to kick them towards the right direction was an everyday job for him. Everyone knew him by the name of Louise at school.
His eyes, his piercings, his tattoos, all screamed bad news. Louise looked at the boys and then at Harry, "You are done fast today, brother," Harry seemed scared of his brother.
"Yeah, that guy wasn't much of a big deal," Louise said.
"How are you, Louisa?" Brandon smiled as he patted Louise's shoulder.
'LOUISA?!' Kate and Jaden thought. They would not move a step away from Louise but they moved a step away from Brandon. Plot twist would be if they are real brothers and Harry is adopted.
"How many times have I told you not to call me that?" Louise smacked Brandon's head.
"Brother, what happened to your nose?" Harry asked.
"This? I was fighting a few punks when one of them attacked me from behind. I turned back suddenly and got a punch on my nose," Louise threw away his cigarette and started removing his shirt.
"What did you do?" Harry picked up the cigarette and threw it in the dustbin.
"What did I do?" Louise punched his palm and said "I gave a piece of my life to him and sent him to a hospital,"
Everyone flinched except Brandon. Brandon hugged Louise, "Louisa is as masculine as ever!"
"You smell like a girl. I hate women," Louise pushed Brandon away, "Harry, where is my food?"
"Mom packed it and kept it in the fridge..." Harry stopped. He recalled that there's no fridge for the food to be kept anymore! Louise went inside the kitchen and looked inside.
"Harry, what's wrong with the kitchen?" His tone of speaking didn't change which was more scary.
"It's a kind of art!" Harry said. Louise moved across the kitchen."I'd love to know how many hours went into trashing this kitchen," Then he finally bumped into an upturned plate of fermented noodles "Hey, isn't this my dinner?" Louise turned towards all of them. They were standing at the door of the kitchen.
"...It's still eatable if you wash it," Brandon said.
"I beg your pardon, Brandon?" Louise said.
"He said eatable not edible...Even rats can be eatable," Kate explained.
Louise lit a cigarette, "Who did this?"
"...This can have many answers," Brandon was there to save them all.
"Oh?"
"But there's a long story behind it,"
"You have destroyed the kitchen of my house. I have the time and patience,"
"So, Harry decided to make hot dogs and everything fucked up after that,"
"WHAT THE FUCK?! NO!" Harry shouted.
"Understood, have a good evening." Louise grabbed Harry's collar and dragged him upstairs, to his room, "NO! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! BROTHER!"
"LOUISA!" Brandon ran after them into Harry's room, "WAIT! HIT ME TOO!"
"GET OUT! YOU'RE CREEPY!"
"Eh? But girls say I'm cute,"
"FUCK OFF!"
"Brandon, help me!"
"I will not let you hit Harry!"
"Fine then, you come here too,"
Kate and Jaden stood downstairs and heard two loud slaps. Most probably Brandon and Harry were hit on their back.
"Some humans are dangerous," Kate said as he looked upstairs.
"Humans are an interesting species." Jaden looked upstairs. Louise came out of Harry's room and clapped his hands. He was done for the day. Brandon and Harry came down, walking behind him. Brandon ran towards Kate, "Katty, see!" He flipped his shirt. He had a red, palm mark on his back, "Louisa gave me a tattoo,"
"Harry, are you okay?" Jaden asked.
"I barely prevented my insides from turning 180 degrees," Harry said.
"Boys, clean up this place. I'll order some alcohol and food," Louise looked into his phone.
"YES SIR!" Everyone got to work. All except Brandon. Louise looked at him, "Should I give you a special invitation, Mr Prince?"
"I need a hose" Brandon said.
"What will you do of a hose?" Louise said.
"What do we do of a hose?" Brandon said "Obviously, you can use it in place of a vibrator."
"Just leave. It's in the store room," Louise said.
Brandon ran towards the store room and brought a hose. He connected it to the bathroom tap and rushed towards the kitchen. "JADEN SMITH!" Brandon shouted as he jumped towards Jaden and Jaden turned towards Brandon.
"I KNEW IT! IT IS YOU!" Brandon shouted. The water flowed from the hose like a machine gun and landed on Jaden's face. The layer of cake was removed at once and Jaden's face was clearly visible.
"EUREKA!" Brandon shouted.
"And now he's suddenly Greek" Kate said while picking up the trash.
"Here, hold it. I'll just give him a piece of hell," Brandon threw the hose on Harry and rushed towards Jaden with a broken glass bottle in his hand. No one was even fazed by Brandon murdering this guy anymore, that's how normal it was becoming.
"Hey wait—I can't!" Harry said but as soon as he held the hose, he could not control the hose! The water pressure was too high for him to control so the hose twitched and wrapped around itself. It sprayed the water at a 360 degree angle in every direction. Welcome again, to the life of Harrison Louverne and how he fucks everyone else's.
The water was thrown on everyone. The first target was Brandon himself. He grabbed Jaden's collar and he raised the glass bottle when the hose targeted him and the water from it landed on his face. Brandon got carried away by the pressure and bumped on the wall, then it landed on Kate and the water ended up in his mouth "Ew! What is this? This water tastes funny!"
Who says it's water?
Finally, due to the pressure the hose dropped off from the bathroom's tap and the water at the other end stopped at once.
"Hey, what's happening here?" Louise walked inside the kitchen. Now the kitchen was destroyed and wet. It was safe to say that it was fucked. "Why have I even kept you people alive?" Louise asked himself. Because they are the main characters, Louise.
Finally, all of them together cleaned the kitchen and they were done till midnight.
Louise called at Kate's place, "Hello?" Mrs Roberts picked up while brushing her teeth.
"Hello, Kate won't come home tonight,"
"Kate is not home?" She looked at Anna.
"I don't know. I didn't see him," Anna was painting her nails while sitting on the sofa.
'Wow, what a responsible and caring family.' Louise rolled his eyes, "Anyways, he'll be staying at his friend's place tonight."
"KATE'S GOT A FRIEND?!"
Anna got up and took the phone from her mother.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"I'm Harrison's big brother,"
"Kate is at Harrison's place?! HARRISON NEVER INVITED ME OVER!"
"Well, my brother is a good person. If he doesn't like you, the problem might be with you, not him. Goodnight,"
"WHAT THE—"
Louise hung up, "HELLO? HELLO?!" Anna was angry. They heard the door bell.
"Excuse me, it's a delivery,"
"We have a delivery!" Mrs Roberts ran towards the door.
Louise walked towards them, "You'll be sleeping in two rooms in a pair. So, who will sleep with whom?"
"I'LL SLEEP WITH HARRY!" Kate smiled.
"NO! I won't sleep with Brandon!" Jaden moved away, "Kate! Sleep with me!"
Brandon moved towards him with a knife in his hands, "Could you just repeat what you said? You want to sleep with Kate? Of course you can. But will you ever wake up after that? Can't tell,"
"Okay now, pissing contest is over! What I'm giving is the final—And if anyone disagree—I'll break the longest bone in your body!" Louise said. Femur be ready!
"God, not my dick" Brandon said.
"Brandon, your dick doesn't have a bone,"
"Is this funny to you?" Louise glared.
"Dicks aren't funny. They are-"
"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! STOP IT!" Harry shouted.
"Now then," Louise said "Harry and Jaden will sleep in Harry's room, Kate and Brandon will sleep in the guest room, and I will sleep alone,"
"Can't I sleep with you, brother?" Kate asked.
"Katty! You wanna sleep with everyone! Or are you openly declaring a threesome?" Brandon had a genuine question.
"You can't cause I'll be drinking," Louise said, "And I don't want any minors in my room while I'm drinking,"
"I'll just sit in a corner," Kate said.
"My friends would be here soon. They won't like kids around when they drink,"
"Please! Please!" Kate begged, "I'll just lay around like a Russian thistle!" Kate practically fell on his knees. He just wanted a separate room from Brandon Johnson.
"Tch! Fine," Louise finally agreed, "But you gotta do one thing,"
"YES!"
"Take a bath, you stink you gooey sack of human meatballs,"
"YES SIR!"
"Yes, let's take a bath!" Brandon said.
"WHY ARE YOU BATHING TOO?" Kate shouted.
"Save water!" Brandon said, "Also, sex in showers is steamy,"
"I'm not going in with him!"
"Just go. He won't do anything. He just says weird stuff all the time," Since Louise said it, Kate was a bit more confident and they both left. They removed their clothes and wrapped their towels around their waist. Kate walked inside the bathroom and began setting the temperature of the water.
"Hey, how hot do you want the water to be?"
Brandon said nothing. Kate waited for a while and turned back "Hey!"
Brandon had slightly raised Kate's towel and was looking at his ass.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Kate slapped his hand and jumped near the wall.
"You've got a nice ass" He said.
"Thanks! No wait—I'M NOT GAY!"
He infact, was very gay.
Brandon covered his face and looked at the ground.
"What happened?" Maybe he had come across a severe case of diarrhea?That was not completely impossible when he ate five hot dogs in three minutes, five! Did he embrace the taste in just three minutes? Was he really a human? No! Of course not. He is a red eyed alien.
"Are you okay?" Kate asked.
"I'm horny," Brandon looked at him.
To be continued
Kate Roberts
All I Want is you baby