Funny Texts and Auto Corrects

By firestarpower1

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Just some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them More

Tea=Pee?
Goats and Coffee
Hikes
Snarfalarkus
TRANSFORM
Biscuit Bombed
Jackets
Smurfs
Forklifts
Sandwhich
Potatoes
Skittlefart
Buckles
Health class
Important
Phones
Forts
Dogs
Pregnent
Shorts
Dogs. (Pt 2)
What Happens When Thor Gets a Phone
Mario
:(
Dogs (Pt 3)
The Power Of Electricity
Dogs (Pt 4)
I HEAR HIM
Taxi
Foods
Stars
My Talents
Coconuts
That Awkward Moment
Dogs (Pt 5)
Pillow Pets
Farmville
Dora
Shirts
Procratsinators
Poor Vadar
Zilla
A Text With Max
Dear AutoCorrect
A Text With Max (Pt 2)
It's Siri Tiiiime!
A Text with Max (Part 3)
More Siri!!
Attack on Titan (50 Chapter special)
Hey--?
Attack on Totan (Repub- 50 chap special)
Did ya?
Travis
Siiiiiri
Flounder
Hamster
Grandma
Pigs
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An Awkard Group Message

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By firestarpower1

So my friend Drew got a new cat, and he told everyone about it in a group message, it went a little like this.. (This one's mine)

Drew- I just got a new cat :D her name is Daisy Mae...

Person 1: Awww dat's cuuute.

Person 2: Awww

Person 1: Dat's adorable bro, who's house?

Person 3: Who's this?

Person 4: Cool.

Person 3: I don't know these people.

Person 5: Dude, that cat is sugoi kawaii.

Person 2: Who are you people.

Person 5: I havn't the fuzziest idea. Probably some of Drew's friends. I know him from school soo...

Person 2: Who are you?

Me: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU!

Person 5: Depends, are you in his school?

Person 2: YEA WHO ARE YOU GUYS!

Me: I'M JAKE. FROM STATEFARM.

Person 5: Alright, just everyone text their names.

Person 5: Peter.

Me: Julia.

Person 2: Madi

Person 4: Jacob

Person 3: Kylie

Peter: Got it.

Me: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU! YAY! -Julia.

Peter: YUUUUS!

Madi: We all have that clear now.

Peter: Essentially.

Me: Now that that's out of the way...

WHO HERE KNOWS DREW FROM SCHOOL?!

Peter: ME!!

Madi: Me.

Jacob: I do too.

Me: Same here.

Peter: What spring is everyone in? (A/N at my school, there are little 'sections' that everyone is put in called springs.)

Me: OH OH OH I'M IN HAWTHORNE!!

Peter: Red

Madi: Red

Me: Lucky...

Peter: Not so much, my home room is really close to Ms.Denny...

Me: I think I know a Peter in my French class..?

Peter: Does this Peter act and look bored as shit, has brown hair, and hardly volunteers for anything?

Me: Yes.

Peter: I also hang out with this really tall person named Kyle.

Me: Is Kyle dating a girl named Julia (not me another Julia)

Peter: Yea.

Me: I KNOW YOU!!! KINDA!!!

Peter: I KNOW YOU TOO! KINDA!!

Peter: We never really did talk much did we..

Me: Lawlnope.

Peter: Well this conversation about Drew's incredibly kawaii neko has taken a surprising turn.

Me: It has hasn't it...

Me: MAH STEAM ISN'T WORKING!

Peter: 😂

Me: My friend actually convinced me to get a Steam and now we're trying to figure out why the hell it's not working.

Kylie: PEOPLE! STFU!

IMadi: Dang Kylie!

Person 1: Ummm..

Madi: Uh...

Peter: What?

Jacob: I don't know.

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