Requested by a great pal, freedomgirl321
Yoitsme108: Anakin.......
Anakin: What?
Yoitsme108: it's Hux's birthday today.
Anakin: Yeah. I heard you telling your porg about it.
Yoitsme108:
Anakin: you have used that picture. Please stop being annoying.
Yoitsme108: YOURE RIGHT!
Anakin: *falls over from fear*
Yoitsme108: oh sorry. I meant to say. You're right, while I would love to talk about my favorite ginger 24/7/365, I'm going to do this ship for you because I have a responsibility that must be fulfilled.
Anakin: a responsibility to what?
Yoitsme108: Stars Wars. Let's ship!
Anakin: I don't want to.
Yoitsme108: you must!
Nomi: While this sounds really fun and you guys seem very.... unique. I think I'm going to go.
Yoitsme108: no! *tackels nomi*
Nomi: what the?
Yoitsme108: you must react!
Nomi: I am reacting. I'm scared!
Yoitsme108: plz stay.... nobody ever does.
Anakin: Yeah, I wonder why.
Nomi: *glares at Anakin* I'll stay. Only to protect you from this mean person.
Yoitsme108: ha! *points at Anakin*
Anakin: I am not mean!
Yoitsme108: you're also not as cool as nomi! Because you're still not a Jedi Master.
Anakin: you are a padawan. You have no room to talk.
Yoitsme108: Yeah, but people actually like me.
Anakin: do they? Think about that for a minute.
Nomi: be nice. What is wrong with you Anakin?
Anakin: *holds back tsunami of Hate* *closes eyes and thinks about all life decisions* *visualizes Yoitsme108 burning in lava with limbs cut off*
Yoitsme108: u good bro?
Anakin: no. I'm not. She made me this way. *points to Yoitsme108*
Nomi: it's weak to let others sway you in such directions.
Yoitsme108: Anakin is bad at making good choices. He is very weak.
Anakin: would you stop?!
Nomi: Anakin, calm down. Take a seat young Skywalker. *points to pink velvet couch in corner*
Anakin: I can't. *glares at Yoitsme108*
Yoitsme108: bro, *holds up a defensive hand* not my fault you are not a Jedi Master.
Anakin: how can you sit in it then?
Yoitsme108: because I own it. I am a master of other things.
Anakin: Yeah, maybe a master of annoyance.
Yoitsme108: hey, we all have pros and cons. Some of us... *coughs Anakins name* have more cons then others.
Nomi: ok, I'm not defending you anymore. You're both being rude.
Yoitsme108: it's how we bond!
Anakin: no it's not. We don't have a bond.
Yoitsme108: the force binds is all! All force users have a bond!
Nomi: I mean, she's not wrong.
Yoitsme108: you're stuck with me forever Anakin. Even when I die, My force ghost will haunt you until the universe ends.
Anakin: *looks down and contemplates killing Yoitsme108*
Nomi: this was... something else.
Anakin rating: 0/10
Nomi rating: 0/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 10/10
-yoitsme108