Dog: TELL ME A JOKE
Me: No, you don't understand human jokes.
Dog: OH BECAUSE HUMANS ARE SO SMART AND DOGS ARE SO DUMB!
Me: Knock Knock
Dog: OMG SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR BRB!
Dog: Do you think I'm dumb?
Me: Yea. Last week you put my hat on your butt.
Dog: I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ASS HAT!