121. The first person to eat onions must've been like "let me see how this thing that is burning my eyes tastes like".
122. This is natural.
You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
123. Those bathrooms with the light switch on the outside are solid proof that most architects didn't have siblings.
124. If GTA had realistic amounts of traffic, no one would play it
125.Self control is not humming along to your favorite song in public
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