A/N: @StarlightPernaAOT Is my best friend, go read her DEH memes they are literal gold
Treeboi: Evan
ImEvansDaddy: Connor
FlamingBisexual: Rich
Poolmaster: Jake
BathbombCroncher: Jared
WhosYourDaddy: Michael
Jerbear: Jeremy
GalaxyGal1: Alana
YaLikeJazz: Zoe
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BathbombCroncher: HELLO
BathbombCroncher: GUESS WHAT
Treeboi: ???
ImEvansDaddy: You're moving away? This is the best day of my life
BathbombCroncher: Evan why do you put up with him
Treeboi: I love him and plus, he's hot af
ImEvansDaddy: Love you too babe :)
BathbombCroncher: What I was saying was
BathbombCroncher: I GOT A JOB AT LUSH
Treeboi: oh god
FlamingBisexual: Hey
FlamingBisexual: Oh shit you got a job at lush??
BathbombCroncher: THEYVE GIVEN ME A FREE BATHBOMB EVERY MONTH
ImEvansDaddy: we all know where thats going
Treeboi: Im getting mixed signals from that last texts
Treeboi: was it meant to be dirty
Treeboi:oh shit I get it now
WhosYourDaddy: heyy how's it hanging
Poolmaster: no one even says that anymore
FlamingBisexual: Hi daddy Jakey
Poolmaster: Hello Kitten
YaLikeJazz: Are you guys horny like 24/7
BathbombCroncher: *inhales*
BathbombCroncher: K I N K Y
ImEvansDaddy: Jared shut tf up now
BathbombCroncher: make me ;)
ImEvansDaddy: eww no
Treeboi: JARED WTF THATS NOT COOL
GalaxyGal1: Ok no stop this blashphemy
WhosYourDaddy: IM MICHAEL JORDAN. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP. (A/N: If you get the reference you are my one true senpai)
Treeboi: IM OUT
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FlamingBisexual: I LIKE
Jerbear: JAKES DICK
FlamingBisexual: Thats not what I was going to say but that works too
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ImEvansDaddy: what if
ImEvansDaddy: our lives were just a musical
ImEvansDaddy: or a book
Treeboi: how high are you
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FlamingBisexual: HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
BathbombCronher: welcome to my sex toy store
FlamingBisexual: REALLY
Poolmaster: We'd go there a lot ;)
Poolmaster: Check PM
FlamingBisecual: GET OVER HERE I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME
YaLikeJazz: wellokthen
Treeboi: Roses are red, Cacti are prickly, holy fern, that escalated quickly
ImEvansDaddy: THE PURE INNOCENT BEAN HAS SPOKEN
BathbombCroncher: KINKY
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BathbombCroncher: ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS F A T BODY OFF THE GROUND
ImEvansDaddy: See this is why you are forever alone
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