A/N: So today on of my friends called Rich a flaming Bisexual and I cracked up because.... Flaming... Rich set a fire... I'll leave
Also, I tripped over a chair at school and screamed "Jesus Faist!" Because that's my religion and I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm in a cult now
WhosYourDaddy: Michael
Jerbear: Jeremy
Treeboi: Evan
ImEvansDaddy: Connor
Galaxygal1: Alana
YalikeJazz: Zoe
Bathbombcroncher: Jared
FlamingBisexual: Rich
PoolMaster: Jake
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Treeboi: Hey Everyone!
ImEvansDaddy: sup babe
WhosYourDaddy: hey
Jerbear: hi
FlamingBisexual: :)
Galaxygal1: hello fellow acquaintance
YalikeJazz: heyyyy
Poolmaster: HELLO THERE
Bathbombcroncher: HEY DOES ANYONE HAVE BATHBOMBS I COULD BORROW
Jerbear: well at least we know Jared's heere!
WhosYourDaddy: stop making name puns
Jerbear: Make me ;)
Bathbombcroncher: KiNKY
ImEvansDaddy: Jesus Faist this is a groupchat
Treeboi: Faist? Who's he?
ImEvansDaddy: Idk but people say I look like him
Treeboi: weird
Bathbombcroncher: STILL WAITING ON MY BATHBOMBS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Poolmaster: Fuck
Poolmaster: Rich moaned sexually while eating a piece of candy and now I'm turned on
FlamingBisexual: I'm all yours daddy
ImEvansDaddy: JARED DONT DO IT
Bathbombcroncher: KINKY
ImEvansDaddy: alright ive got my baseball bat and im on my way to whoop some ass
Bathbombcroncher: oh shit
Treeboi: I personally volunteer for an ass whooping misson
ImEvansDaddy: And we can make out after it
Treeboi: I just started walking twice as fast after I read that text
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WhosYourdaddy: Guys
WhosYourDaddy: I just walked past Evan's house
WhosYourDaddy: And I heard this
WhosYourDaddy: *audio attached*
Jerbear: Oh ShiT
Bathbombcroncher: OH GOD THATS KINKY
GalaxyGal1: no this is not appropriate
YalikeJazz: chill out love
FlamingBisexual: I JUST CHOKED ON JAKE'S DICK
FlamingBisexual: oh shit
BathbombCroncher: I love how you're getting it on and texting while you do so
Poolmaster: shut up Rich and blow me
Bathbombcroncher: OH SHIT
Jerbear: Connor why do you sound like a fucking pornstar
ImEvansDaddy: what did I miss
ImEvansDaddy: WTF MICHAEL
Treeboi: We were busy, what happened
ImEvansDaddy: And to answer Jeremy's question, Evan has a talented mouth
Treeboi: wait
Treeboi: Im going to kill you Michael
ImEvansDaddy: I'll join you. But first, we have some unfinished buisness
Treeboi: oh shet connor stip kissing my neck i kant type
Treeboi: BYe
YaLikeJazz: welp there are two couples currently getting it on
YaLikeJazz: Make that three, oh god Alana that feels so good
WhsoYourDaddy: make that four, by the way Jeremy is kissing me
Jerbear: gtg
Bathbombcroncher: ok now I'm alone now
Bathbombcroncher: which means
Bathbombcroncher: KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY
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Bathbombcroncher: THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES.
ImEvansDaddy: You wake us up at 4 am for this shit
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FlamingBisexual: JAKE KEEP GOING
Treeboi: wtf
FlamingBisexual: I got dared to text that to the groupchat while Jake is fucking me
YaLikeJazz: well ok then
FlamingBisexual: HARDER DADDY
Galaxygal1: Do you mind not doing this here? It makes me very uncomfortable
YaLikeJazz: You're one to talk, ms. Dominant
Bathbombcroncher: OOH BUSTED
FlamingBisexual: -a nut all over Jake
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