A/N: WhOA TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY
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Treeboi: hey Con
ImEvansDaddy: yes love
Treeboi: i love you
ImEvansDaddy: i do too
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ImEvansDaddy: i like your pants
Treeboi: thanks
ImEvansDaddy: theyd look better on my floor
Treeboi: ....
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Treeboi: Connor
Treeboi: Connor
Treeboi: Conny
Treeboi: daddy
ImEvansDaddy: IM HERE WHAT DO YOU NEED
Treeboi: cuddles
ImEvansDaddy: Whats in it for me
Treeboi: my dick
ImEvansDaddy: I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE
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ImEvansDaddy: hey
Treeboi; how high are you?
ImEvansDaddy: yes
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Treeboi: Can you come over
ImEvansDaddy: why?
Treeboi: Jared's trying to eat my bathbombs
ImEvansDaddy: IM ABOUT TO WHOOP SOME ASS
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ImEvansDaddy: babe
Treeboi: yeah
ImEvansDaddy: im horny
Treeboi: oh god
Treeboi: DID YOU JUST BREAK MY FUCKING WINDOW
ImEvansDaddy: im here
Treeboi: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM
Treeboi: not that I'm complaining ;)
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Treeboi: daddy i need you so bad
ImEvansDaddy: OH YEAH IM GETTING LAID
Treeboi: well that was the fastest turn off in history
ImEvansDaddy: nO WAIT
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