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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission
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You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
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Rude person: What are you looking at?
Me: Your face is just fine but you will have to put a trash bag over that personality
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Them: Smart ass
Me: I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with
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Them: You're fat
Me: Be careful, I ate the last person who commented on my weight
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Them: You talk too much
Me: If you think I talk to much let me know and we can talk about it
Sarcastic comebacks
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