OMG GUYS.
this is the last part of my funny shit book!
Nooooooooooooooo!
I'm going to miss u all so so so so so much.
But before I leave, I must go out with a bang.
So imma cram as many fucking jokes in this part as I can!
Significant Other part 7
Things you can do for your significant other:
-Buy them nice clothes
-Give them unconditional love
-Possess them
-Shower them in kisses
-Take them out on nice dates
-Carry them home
-Commit to them
-Tell them about your emotions towards them
-Put flowers in their hair
-Annoy them but in a good way
-Annoy them in a bad way too
-Watch their favourite shows
-Catch a killer for them
Ha Gay pt. 5
Wattpad names but gay;
-KiraTheGay (@KiraTheDemon)
-NiggaIGay (@NiggaIDunno) OR SupposedlyGay (@SupposedlyCute) cos Y’all changed your name while I was writing this..
-GayMilk (@ChxrryMilk)
-TheGayWind (@TheAutumnWind)
-Gay-Clifford (@Payne-Clifford)
-GayP1ctur3s (@GalaxyP1ctur3s)
-BarryIsGay (that's too real fam)
The Real Jokes Multi Fandom Shit
Knock knock
Who's there
Not any new parts of Funny Sh*t
… I'm sad
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What's the difference between Pokémon and Digimon?
One is a shameless rip off and attempt to jump on a cash cow and the other is Pokémon.
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What do you call a someone who always stabs you in the gut?
Well if your Alois you call them Ciel.
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What's another name for unhygienic?
Shane Dawson
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What do you call a British person who's gay?
Dan Howell or Phil Lester
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pine
Pine who?
*Smacks you in the face with a journal* pINE TREEEEEEE
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Why did L Lawliet cross the road?
“Oh oh oh! To catch Kira!”
No! To suck Kira’s dick thefuckwrongwitchu
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PICK UP LINES GALORE! 2
Hey boy are you Funny Sh*t because my dick just hit its limit.
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Are you part of the Host Club cos I wanna kiss kiss fall in dat ass
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I got some Pokéballs you can toss around all you like bby
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Are you Hide? Because I’d love to eat you in the last volume of my manga.
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Are you drake cos I know when that hotline ding-a-ling
…
That was stupid I'm sorry…
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Are you a titan cos I'd like to see you big and nakey
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If wattpad books were about eatin dat ass I'd vote for every page babe
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Are you Juuzou cos I think I want you to pick pocket my virginity plz
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Ok I'm really running out of ideas ahaha.
Motivational Anime Quote of the Day 6
If Funny Sh*t were an anime series it would be Death Note. The one with no sequels. But if you were an anime series you would be pokémon! And just keep going! :D
Shit On My Camera Roll Part 3
Idk if the picture limit is gonna catch up to me but idgaf it's the last chapter Bitches!
First off its my bby Ryland in his natural habitat.
Then this made me laugh
This made me laugh harder
Idk why I have this scary ass picture. What can I say accept your welcome??
This is a mystery
This is my reaction to the last picture
This is professor sycamore when I continuoisly ask to sit on his face
And This is self explanatory
And last but not least since I couldn't really do a full end episode for I'm Making Pokémon Something it's Not I drew this sort of goodbye picture!
And with that, our Lol book comes to a close and I cry a little bit knowing this book I used to write in when I was bored actually reached the max parts AND was ranked at number 1 in humor.
It was truly an honor writing stupid ass shit for all of you, thank you for thinking I'm funny. Honestly, it gave me such a sense of self worth seeing the votes and reads on this simple because I felt like I wasn't that much of a funny person, but to have had this book ranked at number one in the humor section was something that still doesn't make much sense to me but damn was it amazing.
Now when people insult me and tell me I'm not funny, I'm just gonna send them this.
It had been a crazy, awesome, wonderful ride. Thank you all so much for reading my Funny Sh*t.
Xoxo, BubblyButton.
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You didn't think that was the last of it did you????
FUCK NO!
A CHAPTER LIMIT AIN'T GONNA STOP ME FROM WRITING STUPID ASS FUNNY SHIT!
Funnier Sh*t the sequel to Funny Sh*t is on my profile right now and is going to be where I post my joke from now on! Right now there isn't anything in it except an intro but in good time there will be everything from Pokémon filthiness to pick up lines to making shit gay!
I love you all! Thanks again! See you in the next book!
Xoxo, for real this time, BubblyButton!