Reiji was a very strict mother--big brother to you that he decided to teach you basic education himself....
So now you learned how to read.
Because you learned how to read, he rewarded you with a phone. For some reason though, Laito came along with Reiji when they bought the phone and he chose the 'cutest' one because he thought it suited you.
And then you discovered Facebook.
Since you now know how to read, you decided to make an account. Once you made your account, you added your brothers and surprisingly, despite how old your papa is, he has a facebook account...
You wondered if Kou had an account too, so you searched him up.
You got confused because there were multiple accounts under his name, you were unsure so you just added the top result.
You were having too much fun with the app that you even made a group chat on messenger your self.
SwagFam
(Y/n) Sakamaki made the group.
(Y/n) Sakamaki set her nickname to UnicornPrincess.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Ayato Sakamaki to IdiotFriend.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Shuu Sakamaki to Shoe.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Kanato Sakamaki to KanaBear.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Laito Sakamaki to LaitoBarubu.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Subaru Sakamaki to Superman.
UnicornPrincess set the nickname for Reiji Sakamaki to MamaReiji.
UnicornPrincess: HI!!! ~^O^~
LaitoBarubu: wow! You're so fast imouto-chan!
LaitoBarubu: it felt as if yesterday you can't spell 'honey' >3<
Superman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Superman: the nicknames are very cute (y/n). (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
Shoe: very funny (y/n)
IdiotFriend: I will change your nickname too! ˋ﹏ˊ
IdiotFriend changed the nickname for (y/n) Sakamaki to Pipsqueak.
Pipsqueak: Hey!
KanaBear: Ayato, why are you so mean?!
IdiotFriend: hey, she started it!
KanaBear: ╰_╯
Pipsqueak: it's ok, Kana-chin. I'll let everyone set my nickname to be fair.
LaitoBarubu: aww~ imouto-chan's too kind. I'm fine with being a light bulb btw￣ 3￣❤
Shoe: absolutely no problem with being a shoe...-_-
IdiotFriend: ‾︿‾
Reiji Sakamaki left the group.
Pipsqueak: NOOOOO!!!! MAMAAAA! ･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･
Pipsqueak: does Mama Reiji not want to be with us anymore?
LaitoBarubu: don't worry, imouto-chan.
Superman: it's just probably because we're noisy...
LaitoBarubu added Reiji Sakamaki to the group.
Reiji: isn't it clear that I don't want to be a part of this?
KanaBear: you're a meanie Reiji.
LaitoBarubu: don't you know you hurt our little (y/n)'s feelings? ╯︿╰
Shoe: yeah, (y/n) calls you 'Mama' for a reason.
IdiotFriend: you're such a meanie, MAMA REIJI!
Kanabear set the nickname for Reiji Sakamaki to Meanie.
Superman: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (^Д^)
Meanie: very mature...
Pipsqueak changed the nickname Meanie to MamaMeanie.
Pipsqueak: you hurt me Mama Reiji...
Pipsqueak: you don't just leave me like that...●︿●
MamaMeanie: ...
LaitoBarubu: I'm sorry, but I can't help but imagine imouto-chan saying those words with her cute baby accent! (*^ω^*)
KanaBear: me too ≧﹏≦
Shoe: " you huwt me Mama Weiji~" >3<
Superman: " you don't just weave me wike that" o>_<o
IdiotFriend: so annoyingly cute, haha.
Pipsqueak: ...
MamaMeanie: I gotta admit, that made me laugh a bit.
Pipsqueak: LISTEN TO ME!
IdiotFriend: " WISTEN TO MWEE!"
Pipsqueak: STOP IT!
Superman: " STAWP IT!"
Pipsqueak: hey! I don't talk like that! ╰_╯
MamaMeanie: " hey! I don't tawk wike that!"
Superman: ≧﹏≦
LaitoBarubu: OMG. HAHAHA!
Shoe: Reiji! I didn't know you had it in you! (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
KanaBear: suddenly I'm not mad, hahaha
IdiotFriend: Go Mama Reiji! ~^O^~
Pipwsqueak: ...
Pipsqueak: not funny.
LaitoBarubu: I doubt that imouto-chan.
Shoe: admit it, you smiled when Reiji said that.
Pipsqueak: ...
Pipsqueak: maybe just a little...
IdiotFriend: knew it! HAHAHAHA!
Superman: oh (y/n). Hahaha!
LaitoBarubu: it's not everyday Reiji goes along with our humor. Could it be...that Reiji actually felt guilty leaving and did the unexpected to somehow make up for it?"
Shoe: aww...Weiji's gone soft~
MamaMeanie: shut up, Gokutsubushi!
As if we all don't have a soft side for her...
Suddenly, a notification appeared.
Kou Mukami accepted your friend request. And he sent you a message.
Kou: little kitten, is this really you?
⊙︿⊙
Pipsqueak: gtg. Bye!
MamaMeanie: ...
MamaMeanie: great, now she left....
Superman: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL