Yuri On Ice Texts

By thatastrophile

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Havoc on an all new level. ~~~ Published 4/24/17 ~~~ Just a small sort of spin off from my wall of shame. ~~... More

Introduction
Usernames
Game Pigeon
Drunk Pokรฉmon Go
Weak Is For The Sleep
Boredom
Scissor My Eyes Daniel
Why Can't We Be Friends
Moan A Lisa
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned
Midnight Woes
And Afterwords Moans
You're A Fucking Whore
Run
Annabelle Lee
Shut The Fuck Up
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned II: Shit I Just Made Someone Impure
Honey I Accidentlly Broke My Phone
Hotel California
So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way. Wait This Isn't Full House
Dont Do Hugs, Pugs, or Drugs
History Of The World, I Guess
The One With The Starbucks Barista And Leprechauns And Unicorn Marshmallows
Salted Caramel Chocolate
Soap Soaked Noodles
Mother's Day Special
You Venomous Snake Whore
At Least You're Not John Fucking Winchester
Caramel Popcorn: There Is No God
Testing Will Be The End Of Me
Love Advice
The Young Blood Chronicles
Unicorn Marshmallows Make A Comeback
I Love You Come Home
Lost In The Forest
Bridal Ballad
Why The Fuck Has It Been Somewhat Peaceful In This Chat
Moan A Lisa: Drunk Afternoon
Shade And Salt: The Duo That No One Asked For But Still Got Anyways
Dance Dance
How To Pass Finals: You Don't
Babe, You're My Madness
The One Where Viktor Changed Yuuri's Autocorrect
Please Don't
Trivia/Q&A// AN
Viktor Please Stop Calling Chris "Daddy".
Coffee and Unicorn Marshmallows
Happy Birthday Bitch
Thanks For 1k Views
The Washed Up Game Pigeon Championship
Wild Night
Scouting
Shameful Self Promo
Sunday Night Booze
Mila Stay The Fuck Away From Yurio's Unicorn Marshmallows
Pepper And Kitten Sneezes
Skating Into A Heart And Theatre Near You
Slow Dancing With The Devil A. K. A Mila
I Don't Like Your Girlfriend
The Picnic, The Sunset, And The Drunken Idiot
The Ikuya Stash
Night At Ikea: Based On A True Story
Alright Gang, Let's Split Up! And Not The MCR Way
I Dropped A Dorito In My Milk
Tom Felton Appreciation: Brought To You By Mila
My Hard Earned Drugs
Requests?
Another Self Promo
Blimey This Is Strange
Where Are My Friends?
"Oh Fuck Me." With Pleasure.
I Didn't Kill Voldemort For This- I Mean I Didn't Drown For This
I Was Totally Stoned
Internet Search History
Skittles
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk But For The Love Of God Sob Over Expired Milk
It's "Moan" A Lisa, Not "Mona" Lisa
Rap Battling Like Shakespeare
Glow In The Dark Tattoo
Viktor Shut The Fuck Up, You'd Sink That Boat Just Like The Titanic
Jack Harkness Would Make A Better Captain Than You
No I Am Not Stripping So You Can Live Your Mermaid Fetish Viktor
Don't Watch Shark Porn
Thanks For 4k
Sharkira
I Wish Viktor Could Be Like His Phone
Jack Harkness? Is That Really You?
Viktor Stop Dropping Your Phone// Written By Izzy
Dying Your Hair Is An Art
Cherry Jello
Doritos Are The Devil
Shakira
Marine Iguana
10k Special
Skittles War
Thoughts Scare Me
Beer Pong Is Not Ping Pong Viktor
The Sunshine Fucking Burned My Eyes
I'm Carving Pumpkins
It's Almost Halloween.
Author's Note
Halloween Is Over
Snek
BTS Outcast
Mila Found Dead In Miami
Chandler Bing: Brought To You By Regret, Shame, And Bad Decisions
One Year Anniversary
Author's Note/ Update

Shark Week Will Be The Death Of Me

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RedSoloCup has entered the chat room

RedSoloCup has entered the chat room

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ReginaGeorge: I fucking hate this yacht.

RedSoloCup: Why?

ReginaGeorge: Because its shark week and I see no sharks.
ReginaGeorge: Fuck sharks.

RedSoloCup: ...

ReginaGeorge: NO MILA DON'T!

RedSoloCup: SHARKIRA SHARKIRA

Selfiegameonpoint: OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT

ReginaGeorge: Please stop.
ReginaGeorge: This has been going on for THREE days now.

RedSoloCup: Two days.

Selfiegameonpoint: It's only been two days.

ReginaGeorge: It feels like two years!
ReginaGeorge: This yacht sucks.

RedSoloCup: You suck.

ReginaGeorge: Sharks suck.

RedSoloCup: How dare you disrespect our lord and savior Rin Matsuoka?!

ReginaGeorge: Fuck Shakira.

Selfiegameonpoint: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT SHAKIRA????

RedSoloCup: We're disowning you.

Selfiegameonpoint: Let's throw him overboard.

RedSoloCup: I left my pirate costume at home.

Selfiegameonpoint: Why did you dress up as one for Halloween anyways?

ReginaGeorge: No don't ask her.

RedSoloCup: Fuck off.

ReginaGeorge has left the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint: The magic words.

RedSoloCup: Fuck "please".
RedSoloCup: We're using fuck off from now on.

Selfiegameonpoint: Ok.

RedSoloCup: THE SONG CAME ON AGAIN LETS GO!

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