It's finally here, this one was actually requested by my friend on discord, Dust Sans. Anyways
Dust: Teim to fuk sum biches up boii *to to mary sue land aka underswap*
Swap Paps: the fuk is d-
Dust: YEET *kils weed daddy*
Blue: .O. broooooo nuuuuuu
Dust: holy sheet da fuk r u
Blue: I'm blu... who u?
Dust: I'm Dusty, but yu can call meh dadday
Blue: mm okai
Dust: *le pins blu to da ground* Ima fuk yu
Blue: oh nuu.. *blsh*
Dust: oh yess *le puls down pants*
Blue: oh my *even moar blsh*
Dust: PSYCH YOU CANT HANDLE DIS DIK *shoves a popsicle in blue's mouth and walks awai* YEET BITCH
AND DUST WENT AND KILLED EVERYONE BLUE LOVED, BUT BLUE DONT CARE. HE GOT A POPSICLE..BUT NO DICK THE END
Hope you enjoyed, goodbye and have a sinful day my lovelies