Yuri On Ice Texts

By thatastrophile

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Havoc on an all new level. ~~~ Published 4/24/17 ~~~ Just a small sort of spin off from my wall of shame. ~~... More

Introduction
Usernames
Game Pigeon
Drunk PokΓ©mon Go
Weak Is For The Sleep
Boredom
Scissor My Eyes Daniel
Why Can't We Be Friends
Moan A Lisa
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned
Midnight Woes
And Afterwords Moans
You're A Fucking Whore
Run
Annabelle Lee
Shut The Fuck Up
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned II: Shit I Just Made Someone Impure
Honey I Accidentlly Broke My Phone
Hotel California
So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way. Wait This Isn't Full House
Dont Do Hugs, Pugs, or Drugs
History Of The World, I Guess
The One With The Starbucks Barista And Leprechauns And Unicorn Marshmallows
Salted Caramel Chocolate
Soap Soaked Noodles
Mother's Day Special
You Venomous Snake Whore
At Least You're Not John Fucking Winchester
Caramel Popcorn: There Is No God
Testing Will Be The End Of Me
Love Advice
The Young Blood Chronicles
Unicorn Marshmallows Make A Comeback
I Love You Come Home
Lost In The Forest
Bridal Ballad
Why The Fuck Has It Been Somewhat Peaceful In This Chat
Moan A Lisa: Drunk Afternoon
Shade And Salt: The Duo That No One Asked For But Still Got Anyways
Dance Dance
How To Pass Finals: You Don't
Babe, You're My Madness
The One Where Viktor Changed Yuuri's Autocorrect
Please Don't
Trivia/Q&A// AN
Coffee and Unicorn Marshmallows
Happy Birthday Bitch
Thanks For 1k Views
The Washed Up Game Pigeon Championship
Wild Night
Scouting
Shameful Self Promo
Sunday Night Booze
Mila Stay The Fuck Away From Yurio's Unicorn Marshmallows
Pepper And Kitten Sneezes
Skating Into A Heart And Theatre Near You
Slow Dancing With The Devil A. K. A Mila
I Don't Like Your Girlfriend
The Picnic, The Sunset, And The Drunken Idiot
The Ikuya Stash
Night At Ikea: Based On A True Story
Alright Gang, Let's Split Up! And Not The MCR Way
I Dropped A Dorito In My Milk
Tom Felton Appreciation: Brought To You By Mila
My Hard Earned Drugs
Requests?
Another Self Promo
Blimey This Is Strange
Where Are My Friends?
"Oh Fuck Me." With Pleasure.
I Didn't Kill Voldemort For This- I Mean I Didn't Drown For This
I Was Totally Stoned
Internet Search History
Skittles
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk But For The Love Of God Sob Over Expired Milk
It's "Moan" A Lisa, Not "Mona" Lisa
Rap Battling Like Shakespeare
Glow In The Dark Tattoo
Viktor Shut The Fuck Up, You'd Sink That Boat Just Like The Titanic
Jack Harkness Would Make A Better Captain Than You
No I Am Not Stripping So You Can Live Your Mermaid Fetish Viktor
Don't Watch Shark Porn
Thanks For 4k
Shark Week Will Be The Death Of Me
Sharkira
I Wish Viktor Could Be Like His Phone
Jack Harkness? Is That Really You?
Viktor Stop Dropping Your Phone// Written By Izzy
Dying Your Hair Is An Art
Cherry Jello
Doritos Are The Devil
Shakira
Marine Iguana
10k Special
Skittles War
Thoughts Scare Me
Beer Pong Is Not Ping Pong Viktor
The Sunshine Fucking Burned My Eyes
I'm Carving Pumpkins
It's Almost Halloween.
Author's Note
Halloween Is Over
Snek
BTS Outcast
Mila Found Dead In Miami
Chandler Bing: Brought To You By Regret, Shame, And Bad Decisions
One Year Anniversary
Author's Note/ Update

Viktor Please Stop Calling Chris "Daddy".

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ReginaGeorge has entered the chat room

IceBitch has entered the chat room

Otabae has entered the chat room

RedSoloCup has entered the chat room

WhiteChristmas has entered the chat room

Livingroom has entered the chat room

KitKatsuki has entered the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint has entered the chat room

IceBitch2.0 has entered the chat room

RedSoloCup: The gang's all here.

Selfiegameonpoint: What's up sister from a different mister?!

RedSoloCup: Yo the sky is up home boy!

KitKatsuki: Since when are you two close?

Selfiegameonpoint: Since we discovered we've been third wheeling with our friends.

KitKatsuki: How do you third wheel?

Selfiegameonpoint: You're always looking at Viktor when you should be paying attention to me! 😓

RedSoloCup: And it's the same with Yuri and Otabek.

ReginaGeorge: WHAT?!

Otabae: Called it.

IceBitch: It still feels rather lonely in here...😢

ReginaGeorge: There are literally nine people in the chat right now.

IceBitch: That's not enough!

RedSoloCup: Don't worry!

Selfiegameonpoint: We got you covered!

ReginaGeorge: Whatever you do, do not add more people in.

RedSoloCup added Grumpycat to the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint added Reading and Cinnamonroll to the chat room

RedSoloCup added Coralbluenumber5 to the chat room

Cinnamonroll: What is this?

Selfiegameonpoint: Hell.

ReginaGeorge: Technically its a group chat, but anywhere Viktor is is Hell.

IceBitch: Hey!
IceBitch: Yuuri! Yurio is being mean to me!

KitKatsuki: Did you deserve it?

IceBitch: ...
IceBitch: Okay! But I wasn't the only one who ate his marshmallows!

ReginaGeorge: IT WAS YOU TOO?!

KitKatsuki: No...

Otabae: I saw them eating them while watching a rom com.

IceBitch: We trusted you!

Otabae: Jokes on you.
Otabae: I don't even trust myself.

Reading: Should I even care about what this chat room is about?

Cinnamonroll: Leo and I have more important matters to attend to.

Reading: Like actually practicing.

Cinnamonroll: And taking practice seriously.

Selfiegameonpoint: Are you saying we don't take our careers seriously???

Grumpycat: Pretty much.

RedSoloCup: And he speaks!

KitKatsuki: Are Chris and JJ even on at this point?

WhiteChristmas: Oh I am.

IceBitch2.0: Just enjoying the show.

RedSoloCup: What about my babe?!

Livingroom: I'm here too, just finishing a book I started last week.

RedSoloCup: And Georgi?

Coralbluenumber5: Still dead on the inside.

RedSoloCup: That's good to here!

Selfiegameonpoint: The gang's all here now!

Cinnamonroll: Technically were still missing a few people...

Selfiegameonpoint: THE GANG'S ALL HERE!

IceBitch: Where's daddy?

Selfiegameonpoint: Isn't Yuuri sitting next to you?

KitKatsuki: Phichit!

Selfiegameonpoint: Well... aren't you?

KitKatsuki: I am...

IceBitch: No not him.

Selfiegameonpoint: !

KitKatsuki: Is it sad I'm actually offended?

RedSoloCup: Then who's "daddy"?

WhiteChristmas: Me, of course.

ReginaGeorge: What.

Otabae: What.

Selfiegameonpoint: What.

RedSoloCup: What.

IceBitch2.0: What.

Livingroom: What.

Cinnamonroll: What.

Reading: What.

Grumpycat: What.

Coralbluenumber5: What.

KitKatsuki: Viktor what the hell kind of drugs are you on?

IceBitch: I'm not on any drugs?

KitKatsuki: Don't lie to me.
KitKatsuki: You are a married man.

Selfiegameonpoint: WAIT WHAT?!

RedSoloCup: YOU DIDN'T INVITE US TO THE WEDDING?!

ReginaGeorge: I wanted to smash Viktor's face into the cake.

IceBitch2.0: Usually the bride and the groom to that...

ReginaGeorge: It's either smashing his head into the cake or stabbing him with plastic knives.

Otabae: Just because you aren't allowed near actual knives doesn't mean you can't find a loophole with plastic knives.
Otabae: You also can't be around children.
Otabae: And threaten children with knives.
Otabae: Again.

IceBitch: Where's daddy??? 😓😫

ReginaGeorge: I will kill myself if you don't shut the fuck up.

IceBitch: You can't make me shut up.

ReginaGeorge: Your balding head is as big as the Atlantic Ocean.

IceBitch: ...

IceBitch2.0: And the Dead Sea is the saltiest thing on the planet.
IceBitch: Second to your annoying ass.

ReginaGeorge: At least the Grand Prix wasn't the only thing I placed first in.

IceBitch2.0: ...
IceBitch2.0: I have to admit, that was a good roast.

IceBitch: Daddy come back!

WhiteChristmas: No.

WhiteChristmas has left the chat room

IceBitch: Daddy no!

KitKatsuki: You need to stop, or else everyone will leave the chat and you'll be alone.

IceBitch: You wouldn't dare.

ReginaGeorge has left the chat room

KitKatsuki has left the chat room

Otabae has left the chat room

Livingroom has left the chat room

Grumpycat has left the chat room

Cinnamonroll has left the chat room

Reading has left the chat room

Coralbluenumber5 has left the chat room

IceBitch2.0: has left the chat room

RedSoloCup has left the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint: Sorry Viktor 😝✌🏽

Selfiegameonpoint has left the chat room

IceBitch: What did I do?

IceBitch has left the chat room

A/N: Remember to check out the last part!

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