Jon: *slides down the stairs, crying* Someone wrote a rude comment about me on Overwatch! What do I do?!
Ashlie: Report them.
Dawn: You have a lot of options: Hunt them down, put a curse on them, frame them for a crime they didn't commit, write about them on a bathroom wall...
Nick: Write a novel, name one of your characters after them, and then kill the character off gruesomely.
Uni: I'm partial to laxatives in the tea.
Cory: Bake cookies with rat poison filling in them.
Tommy: Make a grenade that shoots nails as shrapnels and throw that in their room.
Ashlie: Jesus christ you all need to calm down.