Uni: Ah! What a great day-- *sees himself dressed in 1770s clothes* Woah... Is that...
Jon: *runs in* A great day in-- JON JEFFERSON?!?!?!
Uni: You know the guy?
Jon: No! I just don't know the guy, he's part of me!
Uni: Ah, boyfriend?
Jon: NO. DUNI IS ALSO A PART OF YOU. UNLESS YOURE ACTUALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP HMM?
Uni: i-i see what you mean... ALSO IM NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
Jon J.: Hey Hamilcomics
Unixander H.: Hm?
Jon J.: Your coat looks like shit on you.
Unixander H.:
Unixander H.: I read every letter you wrote me.
Jon J.: Wait what
Unixander: I'm searching and scanning for answers
Unixander: In every line. For some kind of sign.
Unixander: Of when I asked your goddamn fucking opinion whether my coat looks good or shit on me.
Uni: oH FUCK
Jon: *collapses on the wall* Uni... Why must you hurt me like this...