Tommy: I can't get over the person that I love.
Nick: *who is scrolling through Twitter* You can call them and tell them that you love them.
Tommy: Good idea, one second. *dials number*
Nick: *phone rings, displaying Tommy's number* Dude, call the person you love.
Tommy: What do you think I'm doing right now?
Nick:
Nick: *inhales* youre smoother than my goddamn narrator voice