Hello, Collective.
We've been lying dormant, as if in a deep sleep, nay, as if we were dead.
But we love things that found the strength to come back from the dead!
We're not dead, we're undead, and you love us!
We know what you're super excited for!
Okay well, but on top of that! You're excited for Valentine's Day and that means another edition of NECROCITY TIMES!
Valentine's Day has a...sordid reputation, for one being about love and romance. There's many who hear Valentine's Day and think
While others are just sick of the saccharine lovey-dovey quotes everywhere.
While others bemoan the fact that they don't have a valentine to spend the day with.
...Do you have a Valentine's date, Lovely?
No, I mean, are you spending Valentine's Day with anyone?
...I'm trying to ask you out, you jerk!
Come spend Valentine's Day with us!
Okay, maybe that's a bit much for the first date.
But we have an awesome magazine in store for you!
What do you think, Lovelies?
How do you feel about Valentine's Day?