Chapter one
"Ok so hears the plan, Mondays you Haven, Wednesday your Brook, Thursday your Sammy and Tuesday's your Lara. That leaves you Fridays for party's." my best friend Ian said.
I looked over at Ian with a smirk playing on my lips thinking about how much fun playing with these teachers is going to be.
Apparently, these teachers were so hot you could melt in their hands. Ian's words not mine. Therefore, I took it in to my favour to make all these teachers to fall in love with me. However, I am going to be four different people. So being four different girls with four different personalities, playing with four different teachers and squeeze in lying that about makes my day.
"Ok I get it! I got it the first time you told me. Now run along to your little boyfriend, if you don't he's going to think you're going straight." I all but yelled. Yes you got it he is gay. Bent as a crooked crow bar. He stuck his tongue out and left the room.
I got up and looked in my four different dressers. Each dresser was for a different disguise. tomorrow, Monday - Haven - Haven's outfit was simple, black skinny jeans, a black top that says "screw you" in neon green letters and black stiletto heels with the heel in neon green.
I like it. Pretty badass if you ask me. I picked the outfit up and put it back in my dresser. I honestly could not believe I was going to normal school.
I bet your wondering how I even pulled this off. Well Ian did actually. Ian broke into the school system and put in four transfer students names saying they were coming for one day each week and to put each one of them in a different 'hot' teachers class. Oh and my parents do not care they're always gone on business trips. Sooooooooooooo this was the only way to have fun.
It was Ian's birthday present to me. Did I mention I love it!
I heard my cell phone buzz and went to go check the text.
Ian: GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!! You'll have bags under your eyes and then you won't look good.
Paige: fine dad i'm going now. But you're picking me up tomorrow.
Ian: noooooo you're going to ride that sexy car of yours. You need to make and impression.
Paige: fine :(
Ian: and pack your emergency cases too. See ya b!tch
I put my cell away and started packing my case. I put in the purple contacts and black hair extentions it woould work, my hair is short so you won't see as much brown hair. I put in an extra outfit and all of havens make-up. After i was satisfied with the case I did the same for two other cases and went to my care to put it in. When I walked into the garage, i was greeted to a 2012 BMW. I put it in my car and walked back up to my room as i walked up to my something caught my eye and i turned around to see a picture of us four taken a few years back. Mom, dad, me and................ kaylee. I felt tears prick at the corners of my eyes as i traced the edge of the frame. I miss her so much. I quickly turned around and raced back to my room. I shut the door, erased any memory of her, and thought about tomorrow and tomorrow only.
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I woke up the next morning feeling something hit my head. I rolled over to see Ian holding my alarm clock in one hand and smiling down at me. I groaned and got up to take a shower.
After my shower, I went in my room to see Ian laying out all my stuff on the bed.
"Ok so go put the clothes on first and then I'll start putting in the extensions."
He said looking up to meet my eyes. I nodded and grabbed the clothes on the way to the closet. I walked back in fixing my shirt and sat down on the chair in front of the vanity. As Ian weaved in and out of my hair with the extensions, I stared at my reflection, as it turned completely different.
He put the final touched in and handed me the purple contacts. I put them on, turned around, and turned around to face him. He stared at me with amazement.
"What I don't look that bad do I?" I asked with uncertainly.
"No! You look amazing. Man, if I were straight I would so want to do you. Come on we're going to be late if you don't get your ass to that car of yours" he said I smiled at him and got my things.
When we got into the car, I asked him about the school and the people there. "So what you're trying to say is it's like one of those clichéd books?"
"yup that's what I'm exactly saying. Oh and you might want to watch out for Sheila she'll rip your head off when she sees you." He said with a hint of amusement in his voice. I groaned aloud and shook my head in disgrace as I thought about the defence I learned for the past four years. As we approached the school the first thing I saw was a group of pink dol- oh wait those are humans oh well so I saw a bunch of pink Barbie's eyeing my car with envy. I heard Ian mutter "told you" as I got out of the car. I locked the car and turned around to see a blob of pink.
"Who do you think you are?" I heard a high-pitched voice ask. I rolled my eyes, took off my sunglasses, and stared into the Barbie's eyes. I smirked as i heard a round of gasps. I rolled my eyes at them and asked in the best-bored tone i have.
"What?"
I saw anger flare up in her eyes and she asked AGAIN, "who do you think you?...... are your such a b!tch! How dare you make me repeat myself. do. you. know. who. i. am?!?!?!
I stared at her for a second recovering from the mass of perfume and pink. Is this actully happening? I didn't think people like this really existed.
"One, I'm not here to talk to you and two i am THE b!tch. Not A b!tch." I paused and motioned a finger for Ian to show me the way to the front office. I quickly followed him. When we were in the empty hallway, I heard him give as sigh of relief. He turned around and said.
"Jesus Paige that is some way to start the day!" I rolled my eyes.
"Her name sounds like a dogs................................ more likely a female dogs" I snickered at my own joke.
"Well I wouldn't go around saying that, well considering what you just did i wouldn't be surprise if you did." He said with sigh.
"Well from the looks of things it didn't look like anyone stood up to her in long time. Like sheesh she needs someone to put her in her place. Maybe then she would lose that annoying voice of hers."
"How does putting her in her place involve her voice changing?" he asked as he rolled his eyes.
"well for one I'm not just going to ask her to step back, I'm going to do open throat surgery with my boss surgeon skills - which will hurt like b!tch - then i'll threaten to dye her hair black if she doesn't listen." I said ending with a big huff to emphasize my point.
But even after that long convincing speech all Ian did was snort and mutter something along the lines of "good luck with that"
We reached the end of the hallway to see a door that read "office". I pushed the door open and went in while Ian went of to his first class. The first thing i saw when i got in was a pair of stormy grey eyes transfixed on me. This must be one of the teachers i immediately thought. I took this time to check him out. His eyes were so wide that i could see numerous emotions swirling around in them, they passed so fast that I didn't have time to read them. He had jet black hair that fell into his eyes and an outline of a........1,2,3,4 - a FREAKIN EIGHT PACK! Holy sh!t cakes that is so drool worthy. I turned my attention back to his face to see him out his faze and looking at me with a knowing smirk and let me tell you that smirk was so eatable. I matched his smirk with one of my own to let him know that i caught him too.
He walked up to me and held out a hand. "hey I'm Carson Holland. I'm the school guidance counsellor and academic English teacher."
I shook his hand and asked "since when did teachers ever say 'hey'?" he laughed and said
"Well I am the guidance counsellor i have to be cool well it's that and the fact that I'm not exactly that old" after a pause he added "why are you here?"
" well I'm kind of new here and I came down to get my schedule but I couldn't find the secretary." I said in my most innocent voice.
He looked at me and then said "the secretary is sick for this week so let me see what I can do."
After that he printed a schedule of and handed it to my but not before giving me a wink. I looked back at him as i headed out the door and said
" see ya mr.Holland." i gave him a small wave and headed to my first class. Score i said to myself - in my head of course - one teacher and school just started five minutes ago.