Who wears the trousers; Theresa May
£1,000 leather ones? Cue dismay!
Not sure what David wore
Who would care?
But Theresa wore leather ones
Ooh I say.
A man has to do
What a man has to do
But for women what matters
Is to wear the right shoes.
Theresa wore leather trews?
Ooh I say.
They say there are problems
Oh I say.
But if it's Theresa's trews
That make the news
I guess we're OK?