"Armin, remind me again why the hell we're back at the ice rink with Jean?" Eren snapped.
"Don't ask me, Sasha invited everyone here," Armin shrugged indifferently.
"Might as well since yours and Jean's rink probation period ended," Reiner stated.
"This is it guys!" Sasha exclaimed as she waddled up to them with her skates on. "We're... making history."
Christa made a sound immediately afterwards which sounded like she was choking on a piccolo.
"I feel so attacked right now," Mikasa said with a straight face.
"Sasha GTFO," Marco stated as he pointed to the door.
The rest of the friends, however, were quite confused, simply glancing at each other before shrugging it off.
"Guys!" Connie shouted at them. "They're giving away stickers!"
"Oh hell yeah!" Sasha cheered as she waddled as quickly as she could to the front desk.
"I need my stickers!" Christa shouted as she followed them promptly.
"So what are the chances that we'll see someone we know again?" Armin asked.
"I see you're allowed on the ice again," a familiar voice spoke.
Everyone gasped simultaneously. "IT'S LEVI!"
"What do you know?" Levi said apathetically. "You all have functional eyes."
"I see your outfit has gotten more flashy," Jean stated, referring to his ombré pink top which resembled that of a marching band uniform. He had long black gloves on both arms, reaching his elbow. His shirt was buttoned low while golden tassels accented the outfit.
Suddenly, Marco and Mikasa let out a gentle gasp, turning as pale as snow.
"GUYS!" Sasha shouted while running up to the friends. Her face was decorated with stickers. "I AM ABLE TO FIT - HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE!"
She stopped in her tracks once she saw Levi.
Levi raised an eyebrow at her.
"YOU!" Sasha shouted as she pointed at Levi.
At that moment, Christa skipped up to them happily, not noticing Levi at first. "31 stickers - HOLY MOTHER THERESA!"
"They're being weird again," Armin whispered to Jean.
"LEVI!" Sasha shouted. "I'd recognize that outfit anywhere..."
Levi sent her a death glare that could piece the stone cold heart of Erwin Smith. "Oh really?"
"Haha, yeah," Sasha laughed nervously.
"Public Skate is now open!" The skate Monitor announced. Immediately, the children began to pour onto the ice.
Levi was able to squeeze in through the massive flood of little humans (mostly because he was small enough) and glided gracefully across the ice.
Annie promptly followed, stepping onto the ice and making a complete trip around the rink before stopping back the the start where the rest of them were still struggling to step foot on the ice.
"Hey, Christa," Ymir smirked. "How about we hold hands and not let anyone else hold hands with us?"
"That's gay," Reiner joked.
"But Reiner, you're gay," Ymir said.
Reiner stared at the blank space ahead of him. "Oh."
"Hey, Annie!" Sasha said as she slid into the ice very slowly. "Can you by any chance teach me how to do a quadruple flip?"
"Sure, if you want us both to end up in the hospital with severe face injuries," Annie stated.
"Can you teach it to me without landing us in the hospital with severe face injuries?" Sasha asked.
✎meanwhile✐
"Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa...." Jean said as he began to slip. However, he was able to find his footing again. "Okay I'm good."
He glanced over at Marco who was casually gliding on the ice, alternating between skating on his right leg, then left leg.
"How are you that good already?" Jean asked.
"I decided to take some lessons," Marco laughed.
Jean blinked at him. "Why?"
Marco stared blankly at Jean for a solid minute. "No reason..."
At that moment, Mikasa skated past them, going backwards before she pivoted into a sit spin.
"Can you do that?" Jean marveled.
"Ha! No," Marco said.
Mikasa exited the spin with such grace and poise as Jean and Marco began to clap.
"So you must have taken quite a few lessons, haven't you?" Marco asked.
"What do you mean?" Mikasa stated. "I just watched YouTube videos." Then she skated away.
Jean and Marco stared at her as she glided and jumped and span. "Do you also suddenly feel inferior?" Jean asked.
"Yep."
✎Meanwhile✐
"You know you can't hold onto me forever, right Bertolt?" Reiner asked as he struggled to drag Bertolt across the ice.
"I forgot how to make my legs function on ice!" Bertolt whined.
"Your legs can't even function on the ground," Reiner stated.
"I know," Bertolt sighed.
Suddenly, Reiner chuckled. As Bertolt looked over to him, he saw the mischievous smirk that he dreaded so.
"Reiner?" Bertolt tried asking calmly. "What do you have in mind."
Reiner waddled behind Bertolt, keeping Bertolt in place by holding his shoulders. Then, he let go, and gave a gentle but strong heave to Bertolt's back.
As Bertolt glided into the middle of nowhere, Reiner let out a "weeeeeee!" as Bertolt let out a terrified yelp.
Once Bertolt came to a complete stop, he turned around, glaring at Reiner. "Great Job, asshole. Now I'm stuck."
✎meanwhile✐
"Fun fact," Mikasa stated to Eren. "Some one falls here every five seconds."
"Really?" Eren asked, struggling to find his footing.
At that moment, a small child slipped and fell in front of them.
"Five, four, three, two, one," Mikasa counted before Connie nearly face planted in front of them.
He got up, laughing while stumbling around. "Oh yeah!"
"Five-" Mikasa began again.
"That's literally impossible that it happens every time," Eren interrupted.
"One," Mikasa concluded before Armin tripped on his toe picks in front of them.
"That was a coincidence," Eren stated.
"Is it?" Mikasa raised an eyebrow.
"Guys," Armin spoke up. "A little help please..."
"One," Mikasa said.
At that moment, Jean skated dangerously close to Armin, trying to steer away. Instead, he lost his balance and slid across the ice.
"Hey!" Armin called out. "You could have killed me!"
"No, I saved your life," Jean crossed his arms.
"Three, Two..." Mikasa counted.
"MIKASA!" Eren shouted. "YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
"One," Mikasa counted as Eren fell on seemingly nothing. After having done her job, she skated away, proud of her work.
✎meanwhile✐
"Public Skating is now over!" The minister announced. "Off the ice!!"
The friends stumbled and slowly made their way to the exit. Levi, on the other hand, managed to squeeze in a combination jump before leaving the ice. Annie followed up with landing a jump, then pumping her fists in the air in victory.
"FINALLY!" She shouted. "Landed the axel."
"LOOK GUYS!" Sasha called out from far away. "PAIR SKATING!"
"What?" Connie asked cluelessly before being lifted in the air rather awkwardly. However, Sasha misjudged how unbalanced she was on the ice, tipping over with Connie in front of her.
They both collapsed to the ground in what seemed like slow motion as their friends nearly watched them groan in pain on the ice.
"Who wants hot chocolate!" Armin asked.
Everyone including Levi murdered in agreement and promptly left the ice.
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AN:
I KNOW I KNOW I WAS GONE FOREVER!!!!
GUESS WHO STARTED WATCHING THE HOMOEROTIC SKATING ANIME AND NOW IS OBSESSED WITH IT?????
And if anyone else watches Yuri on Ice, I hope you caught the reference as in *cough* Levi's outfit *cough*
So maybe I made Levi a low key weeb so what?????
I mean look at this man:
HE'S BEAUTIFUL