October 28, 2013
Okay so this morning, I had this really weird dream.
I dreamt that I broke into my boyfriend's house because I had left my phone there, I started searching for my phone, pulling drawers open, just looking everywhere. Once I found it, I tried to get the hell out of there as soon as possible, before realizing that his dad was home. I don't know why I didn't just go around the couch but I slid over it, well tried to anyway, but I ended up getting caught...he walked up behind me and scared the crap out of me, just by saying, "Howdy."
I was almost speechless but managed to say, "Sorry, please don't call the cops, I'm sure we can work something out."
He said, "Alright, where's his stash?"
I said, "I don't know, but I know he has his stuff hidden all over the house."
I kept having this weird feeling that the deal would end up being something sexual but it wasn't. That's just my way of thinking.