Them: sharing is caring
Me: ....but I don't care
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I'll never forget the first day I met you, but I'm trying
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Them: you know what you little bi-
Me: Wait shhhhhhh.......... You hear that?
Them: ???
Me: that's the sound of no one caring about what you think
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You would be very useful In The army you know, because your face kills faster then any gun or bomb
Sarcastic comebacks
By omgizdatgurl
A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class m... More