This is a collection of my weird questions from the day's events, so enjoy... This actually ended up being pretty long, and I still wasn't done, so if you guys want a part two I'll do one 😂
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Am I a unicorn or a Pegasus?
If I'm a unicorn that can't I make myself fly with my magical powers?
Who they fuck do they think they are?
Am I wearing a bra? (Yes I was)
I wonder what goes into making eggs Benedict.
Why am I so hyper?
Why the fuck am I voluntarily doing math?
How can is set his house on fire?
Is Olaf immortal?
Crap have I watered my plants yet?!
Where did this box of cookies come from?
Why did I eat the whole box of cookies?
Why do I want another?
Wait what kind of cookies were those?
(FYI they were peanut butter patties)
Why do I only have 6 candles?
Would Abraham Lincoln treat me this way?
Why can't I just hit the damn golf ball?
Why did that boy just smirk at me, damn, but still?
Does sharpie taste good? (For all of you, no it doesn't, I've made a mistake)
How long does it take to text me back? (Cause damn I'm cute AF)
What's going on in the walking dead right now?
Why does water taste different when it's warm?
How long is this song?
Wait what song is this?
Why can't you send a caption with your snapchat I can't bloody tell where you are?
Why am I hardcore head banging to this song? (Fake you out Tøp)
Wait, do I have a social life? (Counts friends)
Where am I? (I was in my closet. Don't ask)
Why is everyone suddenly busy?
Why are half my Christmas lights not working?
What is Kate doing right now? (Still don't know)
Where is my music?
Who is the 7th president?
What's for dinner?
Why are people like this?
What is the purpose of me being on earth? (So exsitential)
How do I acquire an internet friend?
Why are guys such dicks? (Not all of them..)
Crap why do I have 18 Titanic Books?
How do some people pull off crop tops?
And the best for last...
Wait what color is that?
(Which is asked at least 18 times a day)
-Bean Supreme