BABES
Father:
GOOD MORNING CHILDREN
phoebs:
I told you not to involve me in this.
QUEEN DANIELLE:
Can someone please buy me some coffee? I'll pay you back 🐸☕️
Father:
I've got you covered
Hybrid dick:
Leah still hasn't replied to any of my texts.
phoebs:
Damn
Father:
How do fucking you expect her to be okay with what happened?
Hybrid dick:
I wish she'd just let me explain.
QUEEN DANIELLE:
We should do something. She got offered a contract right?
only wife:
PARTAY?
QUEEN DANIELLE:
Yes
only wife:
SURPRISE PARTAY
I CAN COME OUT AND SCREAM SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
phoebs:
How will it be a surprise if we're all talking on the groupchat?
Father:
Leah could be creepin'
only wife:
She's not
Hybrid dick:
HOW DO YOU KNOW
only wife:
She was up really early. She left for a run. She left her phone. LETS PLOT AWAY. I'll delete the messages from her phone
Father:
That is really clever. I'm proud of you wife ;)
only wife:
No.
Hybrid dick:
Someone needs to be in charge of the food and drinks
phoebs:
I will!
TWIN:
I'll get decorations.
Father:
I'll show up
only wife:
Don't be fucking lazy, Daniel. Get some cake.
QUEEN DANIELLE:
We'll text Leah to meet us at the break room during lunch?
Hybrid dick:
Sounds good. I hope she likes this surprise.
only wife:
I'm deleting all of these messages but before that I'm changing your contact names
Daniel is as father tf
Father:
Fuck yes.
only wife:
I'm leaving Joseph's as it was. She did well.
Phoebe de Wes:
I'll see all of you soon xx
Surprise motherfucker:
Okay, I'm done. Leah will never fucking now.
Father:
MWHAHAHA.