Groupchat • JOSEPH MORGAN

SEVENTEEN - GC

BABES:

sweet daniel gillies:
guys
HELLO
H e l l o
H
E
L
L
O
Sex

dani the defender:
Yes?

sweet daniel gillies:
Of course you fucking would respond to this and not anything else.

dani the defender:
Surprise motherfucker

Guys, I've been getting a lot of attention lately

Hot Sexy Actor:
Huh?

sweet daniel gillies:
JOSEPH MORGAN MY MAN.

dani the defender:
I'm still mad at you, asshole.

sweet daniel gillies:
Of course Joseph would come in when Leah's name shows up on his phone.

dani the defender:
You already said something. You don't get to say anything else. And also, Leah is fucking amazing.

Guys. I'm getting creeped out

Hot Sexy Actor:
What's going on?

There are messages of like teenagers THREATENING ME. And also some that want to have sex with me?

sweet daniel gillies:
OH THAT
Everyone wants to fuck me. I feel your pain.

phoebs:
I rarely look at my comments for that reason.

Hot Sexy Actor:
WHY ARE THEY THREATENING YOU?

because of that picture you posted of us. They think I'm your girlfriend.

sweet daniel gillies:
AND ARE YOU?

dani the defender:
wtf calm your tots man.

sweet daniel gillies:
HAHAHA TOTS

tots dani:
I MEANT TITS

sweet daniel gillies:
I know what you mean, darling.

Hot Sexy Actor:
We're not dating, okay?

Yeah.

tots dani:
Your loss

sweet daniel gillies:
But now that we're on the topic of sex

phoebs:
We're not on the topic of sex

Hot Sexy Actor:
Not at all

sweet daniel gillies:
Remember when you first heard about sex and you were like YES

phoebs:
huh

Hot Sexy Actor:
That is not where I saw that going

That is not the normal reaction

wrong daniel gillies:
WHAT? THAT IS THE NORMAL REACTION

Nope. The normal reaction is to go WHAT THE HELL. I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE THIS WAY

Hot Sexy Actor:
But don't you ever question how you go from that to a horny teenager.

wrong daniel gillies:
HORMONES, JOSEPH. SO. MANY. HORMONES.

phoebs:
Bless them. Because without them there is no puberty.

tots dani:
Bless sex. Because without it, well...it's just nice, eh?

Sure

tots dani:
shut up you

wrong daniel gillies:
huh

tots dani:
You sex addicted virgin

QUEEN DANIELLE:
huh

phoebs:
what

Hot Sexy Actor:
Really?

wrong daniel gillies:
YES.

FŪCK YOU DANI

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