NINETY THREE - GC

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SIX MONTHS LATER

DANIEL SUPPORT GROUP:

Daniel:
This groupchat brings a lot of memories WOW

Daniel changed the group name to BREAKING NEWS

I'm here
HAPPY 1ST OF APRIL

Daniel:
WE HAVE NEWS

Dani:
Very exciting news

Daniel:
We know the sex of the baby

omFG TELL ME
PLEASE
TELL ME

Dani:
👨‍👩‍👧

A GIRL?
OMG YES
A GIRL
I WILL TAKE HER SHOPPING

Daniel:
Hahahahaha

Dani:
Wow. You are the worst at this.

Hey, parenthood is hard I'm sure
GAH SOON A BABY WILL BE ON MY ARMS AND WILL KISS HER CUTE BABY CHEEKS
IM ALREADY BUYING DRESSES WHOOPS

Daniel:
Happy April fools!

Wait
What
You guys aren't having a baby and this has been a sick and very long prank?

Dani:
It's going to be a boy.

Oh
Hmm
I will uh
Watch soccer with him?

Daniel:
Hm, I wonder what Leah wanted the sex of the baby to be 🤔

Shush. It doesn't matter. It's just easier to dress a girl
I had been looking at cute bows for a while

Dani:
We need your work address

Why?
Do you guys want packages delivered here or something?

Daniel:
Shh.
Stop right there

Dani:
I KNEW IT
YOU PERVERT
I KNEW YOU HAD PLAYBOY DELIVERED TO LEAH'S HOUSE

Daniel:
Uh...
Help me?

Dani:
Is that why you FaceTime for an hour every Saturday? So Leah can show you those dirty pictures?

Daniel:
LEAH?
SHES CLOSING IN ON MY LOCATION

Dani:
He's on the toilet while I'm cooking THIS IS UNFAIR I TELL YOU

😂😂😂
"Cooking"

Daniel:
"Cooking"
You are literally just heating yesterday's leftovers

Dani:
SO? ITS WORK

I have to point something out...
Why would Daniel have a subscription to playboy when the Internet could just work as well?

Dani:
So what is he getting delivered?

Daniel:
Uh...

Stuff

Dani:
TELL ME

No
We like send care packages to each other
He sent me a "get better" care package when I got a cold

Dani:
You two are a pair of girls I s2g

Daniel:
WE ARE NOT

Dani:
You've literally replaced Paolo with Leah

Daniel:
Well after what Paolo did to Phoebe,  he deserves it

Dani:
So did that asshole ever leave you alone?

Daniel:
Hey!

I mean, he stopped after I started dating tom and he sort of picked it up again starting January.

Dani:
HELLO? BLOCK HIM

No.
It's sad man.

Daniel:
So you are reading the messages but not replying?

I'm not reading them. As soon as they arrive I just delete them.

Dani:
You make no sense at all

Daniel:
Your address Leah, please?

Fine.
I'll send it in a few minutes

Dani:
Thank you!

Daniel:
MWHAHAHAHA

What

Daniel:
MWHAHAHAHAHA

What are you plotting you shit

Dani:
Nothing

Daniel:
Nothing

Oh no.

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