Groupchat • JOSEPH MORGAN

BONUS| FOUR

THE THREE BITCHES:

Guys, I have something serious I'd like to discuss

Daniel:
I just snorted

Why

Daniel:
Something serious in TTB? Please

Crap. I thought you'd be at work.

Dani:
When is Daniel ever actually working?

Marnie:
What is it m8

I'd be honored if you came to the birth of the twins

Dani:
Gross

Daniel:
I'M SO FLATTERED
YES

Marnie:
In a heartbeat, yes

Dani:
Shut up marnie, I said yes first

Marnie:
You said "gross"

Daniel:
Please stop fighting over Leah
We all know I'M her best friend

Dani:
Get out
You aren't even a girl

He's my best guy friend (besdies Joseph)
And as my best guy friend, I think it's okay if you miss this

Daniel:
But

It's okay, only one man (Joseph) should get to see that and even of him I'm wary 
"But Leah I'm the father of the twins, I must be there!"

Dani:
I don't know why you want to be there, Daniel. No one should have to be there willingly

Marnie:
So don't go m8
Leah's mum and I will sip tea while you wait outside

Yeah, see. 
You don't have to go Dani.

Daniel:
If Dani doesn't go, I'll go
Please let me

Dani:
NO
YOU AREN'T GOING

So marnie is a defiantly yes

Marnie:
Yep yep

Dani:
Eh, me too.

You don't have to go. 
Not going doesn't make you any less of my best friend

Dani:
What
Psssh
I can handle all the blood and poop that's going to erupt from your vagina 

Daniel:
Haha noice

On second thought 
If Joseph faints, Daniel

Daniel:
Yes?

You'll be there

Marnie:
That's kind of weird and gross
You two are weird and gross

Daniel:
And that ladies and gentlemen is how the three bitches roll DEAL WITH IT