Groupchat • JOSEPH MORGAN

EIGHTY FOUR - GC

DANIS AND LEAH:

Dani:
I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF JOSEPH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED
IM GOING TO FAINT OMG HELP
ME

Danielle:
No! Take a deep breath, Dani!

Dani:
WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK
I CANR DUCKING TYPE WTF

Danielle:
I'm coming over.

Dani:
nO
I MUST SUFFER ALONE

Danielle:
Leah, are you there? Did you guys talk things out?

Danielle added God damn bff

Dani:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
IM TEXTINGG JOSEPH AND HE ISNT REPLYING IM GOING YO BEAT HIM WIRH A STICK

God damn bff:
THAT ASSHOLE

Danielle:
YOU CAN'T DO THAT DANI

Guys
Stop.

Dani:
OMG SHE LIVES

Daniel:
Are you alright, babe?

It's over.

Danielle:
No!

Yes.
Over.
Done.

Dani:
Are you crying

I'm not crying.
Shut up.

Dani:
You are crying

HE TOOK HIS I LOVE YOU BACK

God damn bff:
*gasp*

Danielle:
This is not the time for sarcasm, Daniel.

God damn bff:
I DID ACTUALLY JUST GASP

HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT KIDS

Dani:
Well who wants kids anyway
All of that throwing up
Carrying them for 8 months. Popping them out ALL THE PAIN

Danielle:
You don't mean that, Dani!

Dani:
I DO

God damn bff:
I'll give you one of mine. Really who needs two? I'm okay with just one

Dani:
Lmao
HA-LARIOUS

Danielle:
This is not the time for sarcasm, Dani.

Dani:
STOP SCOLDING US

Dani removed Danielle

God damn bff:
Admit it, that joke was fucking hilarious.

Dani:
No

I called him and he's not answering.
Should I just drive to Atlanta and kiss him and make him hear me?

God damn bff:
YES.

Dani:
Terrible idea

You added Danielle

Why is that a terrible idea?

Dani:
He's an asshole Leah.
He doesn't want kids. He doesn't want to move to the suburbs like you do. He doesn't want the picket white fence. He doesn't want to wake up next you every morning. He doesn't want to see you at your worst.
He wants a fantasy. He wants sex and no responsibilities.
But this is real life.

Danielle:
And how do you know that isn't what he wants?

Dani:
BECAUSE I KNOW

Danielle:
Did you even ask him?

Dani:
THERE WAS NO NEED

God damn bff:
I feel like we are no longer talking about Leah

Leah agrees

Dani:
Still talking about Leah, okay?
Don't text him.
Don't call him.
Move on.

Okay.

Dani:
Good.

Alright.

Danielle:
Don't listen to Dani! She just--

Dani removed Danielle

Dani:
Okay cool.
Let's move on.

God damn bff:
I feel like Danielle was going to say something important

yeah, same...

Dani:
Shut up