*loud chomping of snacks*: Taurus, Aquarius, Gemini
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. If I was the main character, this movie would last 5 minutes: Virgo, Aries, Scorpio
Why aren't there people like this in real life?: Cancer, Pisces, Leo
*counts how many clichés there are*: Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius