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Book two of the "Shit. Just Shit" series of my neurotic ass thoughts so yeah. oh btw, I'm a teenage girl so t... More

Frank
Fungous Ghoul
Fronk Is MINE, BACK OFF BITCH
Confessions pt.2
A Room Fulla Suicide
Happy Birthday, Gee!
My Chemical Romance Usernames
I Think My Mom Is Concerned
Rant/Vent (seriousness, ik, ew)
Private School/Accents
My (Real) Name
The Adventures of Billie Joe (Introduction)
I Hate My Gender
MY HAIR LOOKS FAB TODAY
My Art Issue
PINTEREST DEEP DIVE OF FRONK
Am I A Bad Killjoy?
What Your Favorite Revenge Song Says About You
What Your Favorite Danger Days Song Says About You!
Frank's Eyebrows and My Imaginary Family
New Art by ME
Dear Father,
Um...
OLD Art By Me
Never Again.
Crying Blood
FWONKIE PICS
LYNNIE PICS BECAUSE I'M GAY
My YouTube Pfp
I'm Having WAY (hehe Way) Too Much Fun On Etsy
MCR Daily Song Thingy
BLONDE FRANK
So Um... I Found Some Gee Keychains
Having Me As a Daughter
My Biggest Flex
Swans Are BORING
My Vinyls
Stupid Vent Again :/
Kindergarten
A Frerard Story๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š
EVERY GEE IMAGINES BOOK.
Dear Old Friend,
Oh Dear Geesus
My Future Children
HESITANT ALIEN GURLIE
Why I'll Never Read "A Splitting Of The Mind"
My Family Hates Me
"YOU'RE A LESBIAN??"
How I Became A Killjoy
What MCR Are YOU!
Smash or Pass With Gerard Way
*As You Gaze Into My Shit Brown Orbs*
Back In My Comic/nerd/geek/dork Era
How I Mishear Lyrics
I MADE MY OWN STICKERS
My Psychotic Compulsiveness
Alien Babies
Favorite Songs Of April 2024
Kerrang!
How I Feel The Various Members Of MCR Smell
Dirty Things I See MCR Having/Doing
I'm Sick *fake cough*
Stage On Fire (mcr skit)
Jimmy's Big Day (msi skit)
Art I Never Finished
I Look Like Hell (Face Reveal)
I Made More Gee Stickers.
Y/n Is Basically Her Own Person
I'm Gay
I Have No Interest In Dating
So Long And Goodnight
Bands/Artists I Like
Discussing That Sick FanFiction
"Are You Okay?"
Some Stuff I've Done (art?)
Fuckin Pickle Juice
More MCR 30 Day Challenge
Frank Casually Bullying Me
Texting My Ai.Bot MCR Lyrics
And Like A Blade You'll Stain
Exposing Catholicism
I'm Done
So I Straightened My Hair
100 Followers Guitar Reveal
Can Somebody Please Shoot Me
Cartoon In Doodles
Just Panic. No Gay Person Here *giggles nervously*
I Wanna
Wtf Martin
I Need INO(IP) Smut
C.ai shit
Billie Joe <3
Discussing The Imagines Book
5SOS Fam Thiiiings
So I Can't Do Confessions Anymore
Venting
Unnecessary Awkward Info About Me
My very shitty digital cartoon art
So I Died My Hair
Random Pics Of Pete
๐“ ๐“ข๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“—๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ช (Lyrics)
Whoop
Unholy photos of Frank
What Is Wrong With Me
Corey Is Literally Two Different People??
My Tears
Ranting About My Crush
I'm A Fag, I Wanna Fly Away
My Youth Pastor Is An I C O N
New Theme
Patrick Stump Cums Glitter
My Cannibalistic Humor

Obama X Washington (skit)

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By Average_loW


I saw somebody do this but it was Obama X Shrek.

I felt like doing a twist and now it's Obama X George Washington.

ANYWAY.

THIRD PERSON POV
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Eyes darted across the colonial bar.

Washington had just discovered that Benedict Arnold gave the English Army the coordinates and info on West Point.

Washington went to the bar to drink, he didn't want to come home to Martha who was adopting more ghost children.

Just as Washington raised the shot glass to his old crusty lips, the bar door swings open like a bat outta hell.

There he was, the most sexy man George had ever seen.

Nice brown skin, short stubby hair OH MY THE LEG MUSCLES.

George blew the whiskey from his lips and rushed to the gentle man at the door.

The lovely man introduced himself as "Brack Obama!" And George was totally starting to simp.

George kindly offered Obama a drink and Obama tehehe giggled then smooched Washington.

"I'd love that. Only of," Obama paused and looked down at Washington's knees.

"Oh no." Washington thought... Obama was going to reject him! He was going to ask if Martha knew about this!

Anticipation boomed in the room as Washington felt his palms get sweaty over Barack licking his lips and staring at his knees.

Breathing was anxiety filled as Barack opened his crusty lips.



Barack in hailed deeply as beads of sweat trailed down Washington's forehead.










Barack opened his lips, then,











"You flash me your knees."

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