WHAT THE HELL DUDE?
WHERE HAVE THE BEEN THE PAST 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE?
DOING ORGIES WITH DOGS OR LIKE WHAT?
I got a better Dad now😉😉
He's my real dad, not you *sneers and scoffs*
His name is Gerard Way and I have a big fat huge crush on his wife.
And I'm the product of Gerard Way and himself. Yes.
Gerard got pregnant and had me. How? I don't know, that's personal.
ANYWAY, Gera- DAD, is so much better than you.
You're just an arrogant son of a bitch.
Anyway.
OH! DAD IS CALLING ME DOWNSTAIRS BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT I STOLE HIS EYELINER, ✌ out home sliceeeee