Me: SMEAGOL WHYY?!?!?!?! WHY WHY WY!?!?!?!??!
Johnny: YOU JUST GOT WREECCCKKEEEDDDDDD!!! SMEAGOL ATE YOUR PRECIOUS!!!!
Orlando: No he didn't. I'm still here.
Me: *raises an eyebrow* who told you that you were my precious?
Orlando: Oh you know, maybe it was the fact that for the past year you have been kissing me and jumping on me and well what else....
Me: STOP THERE!!! THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW!!!
Orlando: *smirks* That is why I believe that I am your precious.
Johnny: wrecked.
Smeagol: *burps* Yummy
Me: Duuuuudddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whhyyyyyyy????/
Smeagol: We was hungry. We sees the Doctor. We eats it.
Me: *sighs* I hate you.
Sneagol: WES OFFENDED!!!!!
Me: WELL YOU ATE ONE OF MY HUSBANDS!!!
Johnny: oooohhhhh Orli you ain't da only one.
Orlando: tell me something I dont know.