Chapter 17. Lots of Laughs and Embarrassments. Pt 3.
I'm queer! It amazes me how that I'm crazier than my friends... Did yanno that I once slapped a 4th grader for taking my... Food? ... And uhm... In the FACE... Uh yah.. Mhmkay, enjoy! xD. So.. Random.
Katelyn's POV;
Within minutes Niall and Zayn shouted, " Done! "
" Sh! " I * Whacked * them.
" Ow! Sorry! " they cried in pain.
*WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!* I whacked them from yelling.
" Stop it! Or Ill whack again! " I frowned.
" Ouch! " they cried again.
* Whack ! *
" Owy! "
Whack!
" Stop tha- " they cried,
* Whack! *
" Youre very violent, young lad- " Zayn tried putting his hands on his hips but I whacked him.
* Whack! *
" OUCH STOP THAT KAT- "
* WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!*
" We'll this is bull shi- " Niall starts but I started whacking him.
* WHACK! *
" KAT- " Both Niall and Zayn starts.
* WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!*
" I said stop! It hur- "
* Whack *
I tried to not laugh.
" KAAAAAAAAAAAAT! " Niall stomps.
I rolled my eyes, * Whack! * ,
" Hush will you Ni? And you too Zayn, other wise Ill whack you again.
" Ouch, " the mumbled, rubbing their arms, " boy can she whack so hard, I bet that her boyfriend will be VERY scared of her, " Zayn laughs.
" ZAYN! " Niall shouts, pretending to sob.
* Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! * I hitted them both four times, giving them a glare.
" KAT-" They tried shouting.
* Whack! * I whacked them, well they earned it.
" I- "
* Whack! *
" Love- "
* Whack! *
" You??? - "
* WHACK! *
" Kat?- "
* Whack!*
" I love you too , " I giggled not paying attention. * Whack! *
" Yeah yeah whatever, done to! " Perrie and Danielle exclaims, amused.
" Me and Zayn gotten the right amount to pay the security guards, were going to pay the- " Niall talked but a sudden light bursted, shining our eyes we covered them, wincing.
" Okay the fans are gone! Well they scattered away when we mentioned banning, would you like some security guards to watch out for you guys and stop the fans from chasing after you? " The guy with a tag named Benny asks.
" Yes please sir, In return we'll pay, " Zayn smiled, hanging him the money.
" Thank you, now go. I'm pretty sure you haven't even gotten to have a blasting fun day! " He pushed us out the doors smiling, " Have fun! "
" Thanks! " we smiled.
- Back at the spot where they were at -
" Uh so.. My turn! " I clapped.
" Okay, then lastly me, " Danielle nods.
I picked out my dare, scanning it I smiled.
" U-uh... " Niall stutters, " UH-Oh! What's the dare you gotta do Kate? "
" Yeah ! What is it? " the rest asks.
I gave a devilish grin and laugh, " 55 points, Scare the shit out of one of your special friend or something by pretending to be raped by one of your team mates, After 5 minutes tell them it's a dare. Make sure to also get them to pay up as a joke! "
" LIAM! " we all chorus, laughing.
" Okay lets tell the security to wait right here while we go somewhere private and record that were faking this, " I yanked Niall and everybody.
- Minutes later -
RING ! RING! RING! the phone rang three times before Liam picks up.
" Hello? "
" L-Liam! " I exclaimed, trying to be dead-ish as possible. I smiled evilly at the camera, grinning.
" KATELYN?! ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPEN? WHERE ARE YOU? " He bombered with question and worry.
" H-Help, " I gasped for air, " T-they're raping me! " I screeched.
" WHERE ARE YOU! " He asks, panicking.
" WHAT'S WRONG LIAM?! " I heard Mika worried voice screeching.
" I don't know! " Liam calls back. I tried holding my laughters, Same went with Niall Zayn Perrie and Danielle.
" I-I'm b-by the - " I trailed off,
" Look I want 25K near the coffee shop down at South Center mall, in an HOUR, " I putted on my manliest voice very since my team sounded very... Ireland and England.
" WHAT! HOW THE MOTHER-******* HELL AM I SUPOSE TO DO THAT?! IM PRETTY SURE ITS A FREAKING FAR A** WAY FROM WILD WAVES, LISTEN DUDE, YOU LET MY SISTER FREE OKAY?! O-OR ELSE IMMA CHOP OFF T-THAT THING OF YOURS AND YOU WILL NOT. I repeat NOT have BABIES EVER again, SO I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR ARSE AWAY FROM MY SISTER OR ILL KICK YOU! , " Liam blasted.
Looking at my team I mouthed " Should I tell him? " , they nodded. " I-I'm b-by t-the " I repeated, " JOKING! THAT'S A DARE SO NO WORRY! BYE! " I exclaimed, shutting it before Liam shouts more through the phone.
" O-Oh my god! Priceless! " the gasped, laughing they clutched onto each other and their stomach laughing.
" I know right! Score! 55 points! " I high fived them.
" Job well done, Job well done, " Danielle laughs.
" I know! " Perrie exclaims.
" You acted very well! " Zayn nods.
" Yeah! " Niall agrees.
" Thanks, it's mah talent! " I giggled.
- Back at their spots -
" Okay last one! " We exclaimed.
" Lets get this over with, " Danielle rolled her eyes, picking up her dare she giggled,
" Oh god, I don't think the people is going to like this! "
" What's the dare?! "
" 35 points, act dumb and ask where the bathroom is. When reached to the girls say that it's the guys room, head over the guy dragging the person with them and exclaims 'This is a guy room!' After messing think that the person is the 'toilet' and chase after them for a good five minute, note; Stranger as victim " Danielle reads.
" oh my god, " Perrie laughs.
" We'll whatcha waiting for?! Lets Do this! " Niall stood.
* VICTIM FOUND!!! *
Danielle POV;
I smiled evilly, Waving at the family team I gave a thumbs up and walked over to the victim, a 17 year old boy I believe.
" OH MY GOSH HELP ME PLEASE! " I begged.
" Uh yeah... Sure? " he questioned.
" Where's the girl's bathroom? I can't find it! " I bounced, Clutching my bottoms.
" Uh... Over there ill take you, " He meanders over showing me, biting his lips.
" Thanks... But this is the guys room, " I huffed, Grabbing his arm I dragged him over to the guys room,
" You sure? That was the girls room, " he stifled his laugh, with The team clutching their mouths from laughing.
" Pft! Yeah! It's totally the guys room... What the hell?! This is also the guys room! " I exclaimed, frowning and huffing.
" Uhm okay... Well I'm a guy and I can't help you since you're a girl... So uh.. Bye, " he backed up and turned around.
" Wait! " I called, still clutching my bottoms.
" Yes? " his eyebrows raised.
" I found the girlie's room! " I Ran towards him, ready to pound him to the floor.
Suddenly his face turned white and made a ran for it, I ran after him.
" STOP RUNNING BATHROM! " I called, flailing my arms.
" IM NOT A BATHROOM! OH MY GOD, ARE YOU DUMB?! " he exclaims, running.
" YES YOU ARE! " I chased him.
" NOOO! " His face turns red as he fumes from me thinking that he's a toilet, hey! He's pretty okay and cute! But stupid... You'll see later why.. I thought, giggling. Still chasing after him.
" GOOOO AWAY! " He cries and pleads, " GUUUUUUUYS PLEASE HELP THIS NUTCHOP IS CHASING ME THINKING IM THE BATHROOM! " He shouts, earning a W-T-F looks from people.
" NUUUU! WE'RE JUST CHASING EACH OTHER AND PLAYING HIDE AND GO SEEK! " I giggled, checking my watch and seeing that 5 Minutes is up and the guys are still running after us recording. I slowing stopped and hid behind a ride and ran back to the guys leaving him cluelessly running still.
" OH MY GOD! " Katelyn shouts, " HE'S STILL RUNNING! AHAHAHA, " Katelyn laughs. Soon everybody was laughing.
" Okay I think we're done now, Lets head back, " Niall Tries to stifle his laugh but chuckled.
" Yeah lets go! I wanna see Liam's expression! " Katelyn ran.
Oh shit.. Liam's gonna freak! Oh well, I'm sorry babe but a dare is a dare! You can't turn it down and Definitely were not gonna be letting you win.
-When joined back with the others-
" OH MY GOD! KATE ARE YOU OKAY?! " Liam shouts , running to her. Fuming not to mention.
Oh boy...
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Bwahaha, yeah... Cliffhanger. I'm sooo super nice huh? Anyways it's kinda a dare/embarrassment but like yeah... I wanted to try to make things as funny as possible but I don't think it's funny yeah? Tell me what you think okay? I love you Guys!(:
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Kay guys that took about what? 15 or something minutes to write and I went in for like another 10-15 minutes to add in more details and such, idk. I actually think about this story alot all day, everyday. But the thing is I get lots and tons of read but just not much likes or comments. I only get 1 like & 0 comments. It's pretty upsetting now that I keep thinking about it... You know what I mean? It's like I'm writing all for nothing and its. All going down the drain. Btw, if anybody copies please please PLEASE let me know, because I thought of all of this and well like yeah... I'm not gonna bother you guys anymore, but can this chapter get 2 likes before I start another chapter? It's not too much to ask for... And to let you know I typed all these on my iPod so my thumbs are sore... I worked very hard. Give me a feedback okay? Tell me what you think.' 3/19/13, 4:50 ( DIFF TIME I WROTE!!!)
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Well I can see why I have 600 read but should have gotten abit more... The first few chapters sucked! I'm sorry for the confusion there but hey, this is a big difference! Yet again I hate the first few chapters now its starting to get better...(:
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Oh. My . God. 710 reads!(: ily. :DDD * cheekily smile* * WHACK! * ouch... most stupidest thing I've ever said...